Oh my husband episode 51

OH THIS MY HUSBAND

Part 51
MARITAL WORDS TWISTER

I cannot lie and would not lie. I never called her a whore.
Haaaaa
My husband brought out his phone and told Pastor; In-fact sir, I had been recording a new message on my phone.
The phone was on recording mode when I went to the bedroom and suddenly saw a nude man picture on my wife's phone.
I forgot to stop the recording till I got back downstairs. Let me play the recording sir.
He played it and when it got to the right place, I heard....
This is a war and I must find time to pray.
All eyes were on me now, I looked like a fool before everyone. But I can swear I heard what I heard.
Pastor smiled and said with full authority. You demon of confusion working in the house, get out!
He looked at me and then at my husband and said;
You have just been visited by the demons called Marital Words Twisters. (MWT).
Hmm, so many things I don't know.....
Pastor continued; The works of these demons are to cause confusion between members of a family.
They operate by standing between two people. As the first partner speaks, they twist it before it gets to the other partner.
Then they start expatiating the twisted words in the heart of the other party till you take negative actions that would hurt the marriage the more.
Sister Joy, you are about to pack out of your matrimonial house over such a little issue because you have not been prayerful.
You have allowed the devil entry into your life; you have listened to the lies from the devil.
Who is Tony, if I may ask? Pastor said.
I filled them in with who Tony was.
Pastor Mrs. spoke and said to me; My sister, an ex is an ex. Ex stands for excluded.
An ex is excluded from your current life. They had their times and it failed. When someone is excluded, it means no way for them.
The number of marriages that exes had destroyed will alarm you. Don't become part of the number. He concluded.
Pastor turned to my husband and said; Your first congregation is your wife; your first counselee is your wife. If you cannot successfully win your wife, you are not permitted to stand on the pulpit.
Never go into ministry without taking your wife along. God doesn't call one partner in a marriage. He calls both.
If one of you is stronger, let that partner pull the other partner along.
Now it’s time for both of you to pray the couple's love prayer. You both will hug one another tight and pray for one another.
This type of prayer shows to the devil that there is no allowance for him in your home.
Just as we finished the prayers, I ran to the toilet again to vomit.
Pastor's wife came in to meet me and asked me the golden question.
Are you pregnant?
No ma, I still saw my period three days ago; I replied.
She asked for my palm, checked my eyes and declared me pregnant.
I laughed; I can't be pregnant.
Or can I? I know for sure that Tony didn't touch me the day he visited me, I remembered I dozed off but nothing happened.
The only man that touched me was my husband who doesn't have sperm.
We agreed that I will go for test the next day.
My husband and I went to the hospital the next day, after a very long wait, I was confirmed pregnant.
I couldn't hold the joy; I am finally going to be a mother.
We decided to confirm my husband sperm again just to know what level the sperm had gotten to. It's very glaring that God had done a miracle in him.

Three days later the result came back. We couldn't believe the result.
My husband has no sperm at all. Not even one. The liquid was ordinary liquid, not one single active sperm.
How did I get pregnant?