"please stop looking at me like that" she said to me, before bursting into tears again, and i gasped at her in surprise cos i wasn't expecting her to cry again, "nne is okay, stop crying, i'm not a virgin either, so i don't think there is any big deal in being a virgin" i said calmly to her as i held her, and she looked at me and cleaned her eyes, "it's just only once that i did it, and it really was a big mistake" she tried to explain, but i pressed a finger on her lips instantly, "don't worry it's okay" i said to her.......
Rita and ezinne were only my strong girlfriends that period, and i dated them until i finished my secondary school in 2004, and my life till that moment was really uneventful, cos it was all about school, football, smoking, playing hide and seek with ezinne and rita, and equally "tapping of current here and there from female classmates or friends", until when my waec and neco results came out and my results showed that i failed woefully........
2005 i took jamb for the first time and also registered for a new waec in another secondary school close to amaraku as an external candidate, and that was equally the first time that i was allowed to live on my own, and 'jeez' i felt on top of the world that period, cos i had gotten the needed opportunity to take my "bleeping census" to the next level, and i added three more girls to my list that period, which included my landlord's daughter ngozi, and two other school mates oma and ella........
And that was equally the period that i learnt how to "rap and sweet talk" very well, which really was of immense benefit to me and which i successfully used in charming young secondary school girls, as i also made the dictionary my best friend, and that was also when i learnt to go after as many girls as possible, because i knew that in the end, only one or two will agree, but however i only succeeded in getting the hearts { of the three girls that i earlier mentioned} while the rest only wanted to "chop me" and so i took them as mere friends......
But then, the most funny part of it all, was how i bleeped ngozi under the very nose of my landlady who was very strict and known for her harsh and wicked behaviour to students, cos she was equally the vice principal of the school that i registered for my second waec......
Hmmmm, but then ngozi was worth the risk because of her beauty, intelligence, and nice behaviour, coupled with the free food which i got because of our relationship.......
Hmmmm, ngozi who knows whether she is now married.......
"baby i'll like us to run things together" was the very word i said to her that fateful friday evening when i approached her, in my usual way for the first time, and she merely looked at me for a while, shaked her head and walked away, and truthfully this happened just five days after i packed into their compound.....
To be continued......
Pls do not sigh cos my main adventures started after i entered imsu......
Comments (9)
SailorXY SailorXY
Student
29 Dec 2012 | 14:36
lol she shook her head in total disgust. but u failed waec because of your "goal". hmm it must have been shameful for you then
Cool Val
Staff
29 Dec 2012 | 15:07
Hehehehe lol & pls friends also remember to like our facebook page www.facebook.com/coolnaija
Cool Val
Staff
29 Dec 2012 | 17:13
I don pass ad level nah... Lol
Brightstar22 Brightstar22
Student
29 Dec 2012 | 18:05
“tapping of current here and there from
female classmates or friends... Reminds me of my secondary school days,,, chooooiiiiiiii... Who no do dis thing really missed a lot oooo
Brightstar22 Brightstar22
Student
29 Dec 2012 | 18:13
And that was equally the period that i learnt how to
“rap and sweet talk” very well''' lol no be small rapping oo,, so tey u begin read dictionary just to confuse these small small girls lol... Frank dan tey for the business sha
kaxmytex kaxmytex
Student
29 Dec 2012 | 18:44
"Pls do not sigh cos my main adventures started after i entered imsu"
so,dis iz jux a tip of an iceberg
hehehe....ride on,guy
Dammey Dammey
Student
29 Dec 2012 | 20:13
This is just a tip of d ice block. Hehehehe.val d master player.
Ijebaby Ijebaby
Student
2 Jan 2013 | 11:01
Frank needs to discriminate a little na. Landlord's daughter?! Na die be dat!
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lol she shook her head in total disgust. but u failed waec because of your "goal". hmm it must have been shameful for you then