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Yeh! Mogbe!!! Advice urgently needed

Yeh! Mogbe!!! Advice urgently needed

By invincible in 12 Apr 2016 | 11:26
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[b]This fuel situation sef! Just causing problems here and there. I was home alone as usual there was no electricity. My phone was flat damn it! No coolval for me today.
I resorted to sleeping. Dunno how long i slept but i woke up when i was hungry.
Dad had gone to work, mumsy is in her shop. My elder brother went in search of fuel.

*i pray he won't get it fast. His so troublesome when we'ar left alone*

i still had some 'change' i decided to treat myself. I walked to a shop opposite my house.

Me: yane (how fa) Mallam! You get Meatpie?

Mallam (shop owner) : so sai ma, na nawa? (of course, how much do you want?)

Me: one would be okay.

Mallam: haba. You no go buy for her?

That man love talking, he should know i'm hungry. I don't have time for chit-chats.

Me: who be her? Abi you wan gimme your Zainab? (his daughter)

Mallam: if i catch you near her!

*walks to get the meatpie*

Me: with a can of mallt.

Mallam: he gave me the meatpie and malt in a black nylon.

Me: how much?

Mallam: N200

me: chineke!

Mallam: everything don cost wallahi. #smile.

The money on me was 210 naira, i intended buying recharge card. I can't any more, i was so very hungry. I had no choice than to pay.

I was about crossing the street when a lady ran to me panting.

Me: hey are you okay?

Lady: #panting.

Me: uhmm excuse me. I said walking away. I don't even know her.

Lady: she grabbed my hand.
You or i die!

Me: *coughs* what?

Lady: be my love.

Me: eh?

She fine sha. ...but i haven't met her before!!! what should i do? [/b]
12 Apr 2016 | 11:26
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Grip her
12 Apr 2016 | 11:41
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[b] Na sign of new madness so run 4 ur lyf[/b]
12 Apr 2016 | 11:44
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is a film, cut
12 Apr 2016 | 11:45
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see as polish rubish give person
12 Apr 2016 | 11:46
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lolz, i pity ur life for u oo
12 Apr 2016 | 11:46
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kill her!
12 Apr 2016 | 11:48
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Now I know u are not hungry
12 Apr 2016 | 11:57
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Gobe!! Dnt fall 4 her beauty
12 Apr 2016 | 11:57
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Smh
20 Apr 2016 | 18:52
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