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Yeh! Mogbe!!! Advice urgently needed

Yeh! Mogbe!!! Advice urgently needed

By invincible in 12 Apr 2016 | 11:25
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[b]This fuel situation sef! Just causing problems here and there. I was home alone as usual there was no electricity. My phone was flat damn it! No coolval for me today.
I resorted to sleeping. Dunno how long i slept but i woke up when i was hungry.
Dad had gone to work, mumsy is in her shop. My elder brother went in search of fuel.

*i pray he won't get it fast. His so troublesome when we'ar left alone*

i still had some 'change' i decided to treat myself. I walked to a shop opposite my house.

Me: yane (how fa) Mallam! You get Meatpie?

Mallam (shop owner) : so sai ma, na nawa? (of course, how much do you want?)

Me: one would be okay.

Mallam: haba. You no go buy for her?

That man love talking, he should know i'm hungry. I don't have time for chit-chats.

Me: who be her? Abi you wan gimme your Zainab? (his daughter)

Mallam: if i catch you near her!

*walks to get the meatpie*

Me: with a can of mallt.

Mallam: he gave me the meatpie and malt in a black nylon.

Me: how much?

Mallam: N200

me: chineke!

Mallam: everything don cost wallahi. #smile.

The money on me was 210 naira, i intended buying recharge card. I can't any more, i was so very hungry. I had no choice than to pay.

I was about crossing the street when a lady ran to me panting.

Me: hey are you okay?

Lady: #panting.

Me: uhmm excuse me. I said walking away. I don't even know her.

Lady: she grabbed my hand.
You or i die!

Me: *coughs* what?

Lady: be my love.

She fine sha. ...but i haven't met her before!!! what should i do? [/b]
12 Apr 2016 | 11:25
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[b]Hmmm.....Guy Do As U Wish[/b]
12 Apr 2016 | 11:29
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Be ur love jst lik dat? If na me She will jst sit @ a corner nd wait, I wl come bck 4 us to talk. *if she see me again, make I light*
12 Apr 2016 | 11:30
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See me see question o..@invincible accept her and send me her number joor *lol* . Nawa o..na so them take they love?finish ur meatpie and malt first b4 replying maybe na hunger they turn ur head... .
12 Apr 2016 | 11:43
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Una think say someone lyk @invincible will see awoof food and let it go? Haba mana...
12 Apr 2016 | 11:45
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Invincible remember say you tell me say you be baeless so just accept her proposal I dey suspect that girl sha
12 Apr 2016 | 11:45
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Hahahaha this kain awoof fit run belle o @onahsunday631 @victoriouschild how i go be baeless when i get you? :)
12 Apr 2016 | 12:25
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no gree ooo or ur malt n meatpie go follow
12 Apr 2016 | 12:25
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@invincible dont be vexing i don forget say you be my hubby
12 Apr 2016 | 12:33
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#smile @victoriouschild
12 Apr 2016 | 12:37
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Just like dat...pesin u never meet before.....abeg help me check her temperature
12 Apr 2016 | 15:49
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Come... Na dream be dis abi wetin?
20 Apr 2016 | 18:46
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I dey suspect chicken play sef.. No only foul
20 Apr 2016 | 18:46
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