Akpos and i, was owing our landlord,
3years house rent.
We always come back at
night and we will sneek through
the window and enter our room
every night.
Our landlord could not be able to
get us at day time, so he
decided to call me on phone.
grin......grin.....grin....., my phone rang.
Akpos noticed that it's our
landlord that is calling me on
phone. Give me the phone...
Akpos changed his voice and he
picked-up the call.
Akpos: Hello....this is
"G.S.M"....General-Service-motchuary..
If you need an ambulance press 1.
If you have a dead body with you
press 2.
If your mother is dead and you
want us to send an ambulance to you
press 3.
If you your child is dead press 4.
we also have many seize of
coffin,
To get one for your self press 5.
Or press 0 to talk to one of our customers
representatives.
Landlord: Abeg na wrong number
oooooo.
