Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters
the sitting room, his wife asked:
WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?
AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my
office.
WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You
should say we have a problem because we are
now married.
AKPOS: OK, we have a problem in our office.
WIFE: And what is the problem darling?
AKPOS: Our secretary is pregnant for us.
WIFE: Whaaat!!!
The wife fainted!
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