1) A guy asked u for sex
and u asked, "Do u Love me?".
What do u expect him to say or Are U a
LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed
girls are beautiful... Hell is
hot, while heaven is beautiful.
.. the choice is yours.
3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years
and no wedding is forth coming.
Please kindly remove the ring.
Is your finger a key holder?
4)You have slept with
over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to
the barbers shop with your
personal clipper.
What are you preventing???
5) Guys always know who
their heart belongs to,
so if you like cook chicken
in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed,
if its not you, It can't be you.
6) In America when a couple go to bed they
say
"Good nights my love"
In Britain "Sweet dreams darling"
In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors &
windows?"
7) You cannot say "I can't
date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking
for money from him. GTbank staff cannot
receive
salary from UBA bank!
8) My name is alitra, I used
my friend to set up my girlfriend to see if she
will
cheat on me. Now they've sent me wedding
Invitation.
What AM I?
A) Learner
B) God sent
C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a
Lady "i ve a GF" when
asking her out. Their
National Anthem is "we had issues & we've
broken up"
10) Welcome to Nigeria
where the government is responsible and
blamed for every damn
things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame
the government.
11) No guy is single,
you either snatch him from someone
or share him with someone,
the most important thing is to be
the highest Shareholder.
12) I woke up today,
someone somewhere just
took their last breath.
Thank You God for
blessing me more than I
deserve
13) 35yr old first class
graduate without job and
u are follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries'
... your life is on SOS
14) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10
years and he broke my heart"
fool, what's GOOD in the years?
15). (a)Sex won't make him love u
(b). A baby won't make him stay. If you're
doubting me,
kindly ask TUFACE...
16) No matter how nice
you are to a goat, it will
still eat your yam.
17) What shall it profit a girl to have all the
Brazilian hair in the whole
world and still lose her
boyfriend to a girl on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen
and 1 million policemen will be
deployed to search for u
but kill 1 million Nigerians
U will be invited for amnesty.
19) Don't act like you have
it all, even rich men
beg for pen in the bank
20) No matter how big your
house is, How recent your car
is,or how huge your bank account is,
Our grave is still gonna
be the same size, stay humble.
21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face
Might be, you Will Still Be the
Food For Worms.... Set
your Arrogance Aside and Remember 6 Feet.
No one lives for Ever.......
#sambaddest c2015
