Women talk too much.
That's why men have developed a superpower called
SELECTIVE HEARING.
EXAMPLE:When a woman says: "This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this, Your stuff is all on the floor,
You will be without clothes If u don't wash them
NOW. "Men only hear:"bla, bla, bla, HONEY YOU AND I, bla, bla,
blabla, bla, bla, ON THE FLOOR bla, bla, bla, WITHOUT
CLOTHES bla, bla, bla, NOW!
*Now read without the "bla"*