If you are a man and you want to live a
long life, please don't gonear ur woman's
phone unless you have shock-absorbers
like me.
I just got home now and met my
neighbour (Emeka) crying like a baby, then we got talking.
Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die
nau???
Emeka: Bros na Amaka o
Me: Chizoooooosu!!! amaka don die????
Emeka: My brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me
ooo
Me: Oya please calm down and tell me
what happened.
Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka dat av
bn paying her school fees up to her final year now use "idiot" to save my name in
her phone....
Me: Mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain
u??? Even makin u cry? U get time my
broda...
Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me, d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18
Me: Hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,
afterall my own girl dat I want to marry
use Evangelist David to save my name in
her phone...
Emeka (laughing now): Na waoo at least dat one is even beta...
Me: Shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone
further I saw 3 other evangelists
(Ibe,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors
(Mike and Anthony), and den 4 Apostles
(Chidi, Samuel, Mike and Greg), den 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi) and then one
bishop Francis....
Emeka: Hahahahahahaha may be dat
bishop is d general overseer of her heart
and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!!
Women bikonu!!! Yesz!