[b] 1.
he who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - martin luther king jnr (1788)
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He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham lincoln (1864)
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Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting them - Herbert macauley (1872)
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Drinking garri doesn't mean u are poor, but allowing the garri to swell beforedriking is poverty - Queen elizabeth (1893)
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Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder - Michael faraday (1899)
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Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything
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Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike has never been to Nigeria - lorg lugard (1904)
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He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi azikiwe
9. He who says nothing last forever has never tried hausa perfume - Nelson mandela (1973)
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No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - prof jega (2015)
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Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack obama (2014)
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And he who reads and does not share is naturally stingy [/b]