WIFE: darling why are you home this
early
wearing
such a long face?
HUSBAND: had a terrible day, i lost all my
colleagues today at work. WIFE: blood of Jesus! what happened?
HUSBAND: there was a fire outbreak
down in the
tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: what a pity! darling I thank God for
keeping you alive, how did you make it
out my dear?
HUSBAND: darling, it was God's work, my
stomach
was upsetting me so, I took a break to
ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: darling, thank God you are alive,
what would
have happened to us? I feel so much pity
for their
families. so bad, how are they going to survive
now?
HUSBAND: my dear its a pity, but
UNITED
NATIONS
has decided to give the families of the deceased 900 million each.
WIFE: what?!!!!! 900 million what? so
because of
your useless stomach upset
and the foolish toilet and your refusal to
die with your colleagues make me miss that
money?? I beg
if you don't want trouble, go back and die
with
your colleagues,
If this woman is your wife, what will you do to
her???
