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why i killed my husband +25

why i killed my husband +25

By Ele1 in 20 Jan 2016 | 19:01
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A Case of a Woman who Killed Her Husband.
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LAWYER: Now woman, tell us exactly what happened, resulting in you killing your own husband.

WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room when my husband came back from town. He rushed me and dragged me unto the bed in the bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started romancing me: fondling my breast and sucking my nipples,stroking my clitoris n 'V' part whilst kissing me strongly.

LAWYER: (Clears his throat strongly.) Yees, continue.

WOMAN: Hmmm, he then held my legs and opened them wide apart. At this point, I was so wet and ready for sex. But before I realized he got off me and then shouted.....
"APRIL FOOOOOOLLL!!..."

BOTH LAWYER AND JUDGE: Whaaaaaattt!!!...
That fool deserves to die...Nonsense.[/b]


20 Jan 2016 | 19:01
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Hahahahahahaha @ele1 you resemble the hubby o :)
20 Jan 2016 | 19:06
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20 Jan 2016 | 19:10
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@invincible iva catch u ehnnn.... I go exile you to evil forest of sambisa :)
20 Jan 2016 | 19:16
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lolz
20 Jan 2016 | 19:37
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[b][s]Lolx... Funny husband. I beleive In he's next world, he'll never joke with a hørny woman aqain!! . . :-)[/s][/b]
20 Jan 2016 | 20:52
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4adult #passing
20 Jan 2016 | 21:45
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W@ happening #supriced
20 Jan 2016 | 21:48
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#Yawnin hard
20 Jan 2016 | 22:07
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Men! you really need that death certificate.
21 Jan 2016 | 01:31
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:) :) :) every post must be a hit... In olamide,s voice.. . Ele I sight u... Moving on to the next post....
21 Jan 2016 | 01:52
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lolzzz no b small tin o
21 Jan 2016 | 02:30
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Lolzz..cant stop laughing ooh!
21 Jan 2016 | 02:31
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Like seriously he deserve to die nd sent to life imprisonment @hel
21 Jan 2016 | 02:32
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lolz
21 Jan 2016 | 03:39
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Hahahaha...d man z stupid o
21 Jan 2016 | 04:00
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Lols
21 Jan 2016 | 04:21
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Lol..... He suppose to die
21 Jan 2016 | 04:31
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Lol.... He suppose to die jawe
21 Jan 2016 | 04:34
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lolz...
21 Jan 2016 | 06:10
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Eerrm i never reach 25,tnk God i didn't read it,lol
21 Jan 2016 | 06:56
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same character
21 Jan 2016 | 08:23
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hmm same character
21 Jan 2016 | 08:25
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passing this time around
21 Jan 2016 | 11:01
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Lol... He suppose to die jawe
21 Jan 2016 | 11:27
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Funny
21 Jan 2016 | 13:45
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lol
3 Feb 2016 | 20:30
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@softie this one u are so bent on d man deserving to die , if nah u u go kill ur husband?
3 Feb 2016 | 20:31
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That was networking error. Buth that can never happen to me @krizzy
4 Feb 2016 | 06:27
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@softie that we will never know
4 Feb 2016 | 06:31
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@softie u like beta life :)
5 Feb 2016 | 05:33
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lolzzzzz
6 Feb 2016 | 13:51
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Hahaha
6 Feb 2016 | 17:01
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