[color =green]#1.“The only White man you can trust is a dead white
man.”
So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my
Zimbabwe.”
#2. “We don’t mind having sanctions banning us from
Europe. We are not Europeans.”
“I’ve just concluded - since President Obama
endorses the same-sex marriage, advocates
homosexual people[sic], and enjoys an attractive
countenance - thus if it becomes necessary, I shall
travel to Washington, D.C., get down on my knee, and
ask for his hand.”
#3. “[Nelson] Mandela has gone a bit too far in doing
good to the non-black communities … That’s being
too saintly, too good, too much of a saint.”
#4.“Even Satan wasn’t gay; he chose to approach
unclad Eve instead of unclad Adam.”
FUNNY QUOTES ATTRIBUTED TO MUGABE....
#1. “The only warning the African takes seriously is
low battery.”
#2. “Sometimes you look back at girls you spent
money on rather than send it to your mum and you
realize witchcraft is real”
#3.“If you like school girls, buy a uniform for your
wife to wear for you”
#4. “Racism will never end as long as white cars are
using black tyres; if people still use Black to
symbolize bad luck and White for peace, if people still
wear white clothes at weddings and black clothes at
funerals; as long as those who don’t pay their bills
are blacklisted and not white-listed. But I don’t care
as long as I am using the white toilet paper to wipe
my ass”.
#5. “It is hard to bewitch African girls these days.
Each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad
or a factory in China catches fire”.
#6. “South Africans will kick down a statue of a White
man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet
they can stone to death a Black man simply because
he is a foreigner”.
#7. “Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep
on spreading”.
#8. “Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym
but look physically fit because of running from one
man to another”.
#9. “And to those of you who do not actually go to
church but watch it on TV, you will not actually go to
Heaven, but you will be allowed to watch it on TV!”
#10. “You smoke weed and you take some coke. Few
minutes after, you hear ‘chooboi chooboi’ in your
head. It’s a set up. The moment you answer, “Yei”!,
you are mad.”
#11. “The only public place Ghanaian ladies can be
romantic is around the ATM machine.”
#12. “If you are a lady and you don’t respect men,
you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s
wedding.”
#13. “Dear ladies, if your boyfriend did not wish you
a happy Mother’s day, stop breastfeeding him”.
#14. “Whenever things seem to start going well in
your life, the Devil comes and gives you a girlfriend”.
#15. “I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3
girlfriend left me for another boy all because he
bought a sharpener with a mirror”.
#16. “When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a
neighbour’s soup gets suspicious.”
#17. “Treat every part of your towel nicely because
the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe
your face tomorrow”.[/color]
