[b][color =red]TYPES OF SALARY[/color][/b]
[i]Below are different types of salary[/i]
[b][color =#f4bdcc]1. Onion Salary - you grab it, you open it, and you cry
2. Stormy Salary - you don't know when it's coming or going, all you do is hope
3. Menstrual Salary - it comes once in a month and last only four days
4. Magic Salary - you touch it, and it disappears
5. Amnesia Salary - you can't remember what you spent it on, all you know is that you collected it
6. Time Travelling Salary - you spend it paying various debts even before you collected it[/color][/b]
WHICH ONE HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED?