... Lemme kill U guys wid vhiz Jokes...
# LEL...
On one fateful sunday.
Armed robbers came into the church and announced that they are going to start killing people according to the alphabetic arrangement of their names.
They went straight to the pastor and asked his name, out of fear the pastor said My name is Zabraham zimon and they left him.
On getting to the choir department, they ask all choristers their names and they were like my name is zabigail, zophia, zennifa, zivian, zomto.
When it was time for the choir leader to say her name, she said "my name is zinenye and that that brother's name playing the drum is Annanias Afam so go and kill him.
On getting to the brother, they asked him what is your name?
Out of fear he said My name is zannanias zafam.
# LWKMD
IF U wer in d congregation what wud av been Ur name???