They say
Michael jackson died a star
Nelson mandela died a legend
Ojukwu died a hero.
So after seeing all this i decided that I will die a
guinness stout, I haven't even finished, my world!!!!! phyno and olamide gave me a dirty slaps from the
back. Saying that they are made of black,i then
decided to die a coke since it is also black, okocha
came out from nowhere shouting for me that he is
their ambassador, I said ok let me manage pepsi but
before I could finish someone shoot a furious ball at me, when I looked around I saw no one but as I
looked down I saw a short man jumping and shouting
at me, so when I look at the man closely I realized
that it was messi. ''Na me dey do advertisement for
then'' I could have given him a dirty slap but, i felt pity
for him because he was very short. I don't know whether to say he was 4.5 inchs short or tall..
So guys am really confused, Infact am in a state of
confusion I don't really know whether to die as fanta,
sprite, red label,hennessy chelsea dry gin, palm wine
or alomo bitters......
AM REALLY CONFUSED?????????
