ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY
THINK ABOUT THIS HEAT.
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Journalist: what are your thoughts on this heat
Nigerians are complaining about and what is the
government doing about it:
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RESPONSES:
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LAI MOHAMMED: this is the result of PDP’s
misrule, they stole the ozone layer.
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FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us
change and that includes change in temperature.
CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.
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AKINWUMI AMBODE: We have signed a
$10million deal with LG to install air conditioners
across the Lagos skyline.
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IBE KACHUKWU: I assure you the heat will
disappear by 2pm 29th May.
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BUKOLA SARAKI: Tinubu wanted the heat to be
more than this but i opposed him, out of my love
for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-
hunting me.
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GOODLUCK JONATHAN: This heat was not this
bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did
not appreciate me.
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ADAMS OSHIMOLE: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole
the N100 billion meant for temperature control
Research.
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NASIR ELRUFAI: We are in talks with General
Electric to see how they can generate power for
Kaduna from the heat.
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RAUF AREGBESOLA: I have just approved
payment of January salary so that Osun workers
can buy hand fan.
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ALIKO DANGOTE: Next week, we are
commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by
2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.
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BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is
weak and inflation is high automatically there will
be heat. This is common sense.
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NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA: Under the last
administration there was no political will to
address climatic change:
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PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA ... this heat is
kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will
fight every form of kwaruption involved and
responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat
will go to jail.
