Man:baby,i luv u,would u marry me????
.
Woman: (stands up and gave him a
stinging slap on his
face)
.
I have waited more than 12yrs,i have
prayed,fasted,s
owed seeds,bought books and listened 2
tapes,even
went on my way 2 be nice to specie of
marriageble
age!
I took up new hobbies,watching football
and
playstation.
I went 2 house on d rock,mfm,christ
embassy,living
faith,redeemed nd presently at winners
looking
everywhere 4 u..
I went 4rm a size 16 to size 10,so dat when
u see
me,u will luv what u see..
I left lagos 2 abuja,then i left 2
portharcourt,then i
went all d way 2 kano..
I joined hi-five,4rm hi-five 2 facebook,4rm
facebook 2
twitter,i even had a blog on which i
rented,hoping u
will show up!!
I uploaded only my best pictures on
facebook,infacti
took photo sessions 2 luk my best!!!
I attended all d weddings,whether d
invitation was
direct or indirect!
D next place i was hoping 2 check was d
moon,b4 u
crawled out 4rm d door directly 2 mine!!
So it was u all dis while?????
D neighbour i said hello 2 every morning!!
Were u trying my faith???
U almost rendered my prayer life useless!!
What were u waiting 4???
What sign were u looking 4??
Do u want 2 kill me b4 u reveal urself?????
Now b a gentleman,get down on ur knees
and put d
ring on my finger!!!
The guy replied"APRIL FOOL"
.
What Do You Think Will Happen?
