A man met a lion in d bush, he knelt down, closed his
eyes & started praying. When he opend his eyes, he
saw d lion kneeling in front of him & was praying too.
He was shocked. He asked d lion "Are u a Christian"?
The lion replied "Mumu. Dn't u pray b4 u eat"? D man
fainted. Dn't laugh alone.