a very successful man called Akpos parked his new
lexus in front of his office ready to show it off to his
collegues, as he got out a trailer passed too close
and completety tore off the door, the man
immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police,
and they arrived. before the officer could say anything
Akpos was scereaming hysteriacally, my lexus!, my
lexus!, will never be the same again no matter what
the panel -beater did to it, the officer just looked at
Akpos in disgust and shook his head, i cant beleieve
how materialistic you are, he said, you are soo
focused on your possessions that you dont notice
anything else. how can you say such a thing? asked
Akpos. dont you know that your left arm is missing
from your elbow down, it must have been torn off
when the truck hit you..........., oh my God replied
Akpos, "MY ROLEX" wrist watch.
