Last week I was in Europa night club in Pretoria and, well, I met this chica. Flirted with her, and it got to the point where we both got hörny and I suggested that we go to my room for a nice fück. I did not notice this chica was just like Oscar Pistorius, and by the latter I mean she had no legs. She used prosthetic legs! I only noticed this when we got to my flat.
So, well, when we got to my flat, I told her to sit on my bed while I go to the loo. And when I came back I was horrified by what I saw, she was sitting on my bed näked on her stumps.
I immediately took her plastic legs and threw them at her and told her to get the fück out of my flat. Because there was no way in hell I was going to fück a girl with no legs. It would've been really awkward!
But when I think about it now, I kind of feel bad. That chica really wanted a dick and I treated her like she wasn't a human being.
