I was eating and enjoying my soft drink dis morning at Best Restaurant Jabi, a man entered the restaurant with a brief case. I guess he is a politician working with the Presidency because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down whiles every body looked at him.
Suddenly, a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and her
having been dying of hunger since her husband died. This
man opened the brief case and gave this woman
five hundred thousand naira. The woman jumped
up and left d scene in happiness. I was still
watchn wen anoda man started crying and came
to him. He knelt down and beggged him dat he needed money to establish a bizness. This man
brought out ten million naira cheque and gave this
man. This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie i will blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and came to the man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard "cut!! Cut!! Cut!!".
I turned and saw the director of the movie.
He laughed and said "o boi na movie we dey shoot here"
Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!!
Dis Economy no go kill person
I beg laugh plentifully plenty....
Copied tho.
