Very Funny Differences Between Men
And Women!! Watch & Read..
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn’t want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one
who makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
4. To be happy with a man
you must understand him a lot & love him
a little. To be happy with a woman you
must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer
than single men – but married men are a
lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his
mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-
looking as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he
will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she
won’t change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any
argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before
marriage & after marriage.
11. Most often men start a
conversation and women
finish it..
12. There is no possibility of a woman admitting her
mistake,however,the last man who
admitted his mistake was the one who
created women..
13. Women look great in hats whereas
men look like ring masters in a circus show..
14. If you tell a woman you purchased a
new car she will immediately ask you
“what’s the color of the car..??..”..Tell the
same thing to a man and he will ask you
“what sort it is”.. 15. Seek an explanation from a man on
any topic under the sky and he will do
that,at the most,in a sentence ..And now
ask a woman-”what’s the capital of your
country..” you will get the reply in
paragraphs.. 16. If you are lost in a street and ask a
woman to guide you somewhere,she will
give you directions via shops..And if you
ask a man,he will give you directions via
pubs..
