Here are some funny quotes you all need to
see.. Read below:- 1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading” 2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take
a piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman gets mad or a factory in China
catches fire”. 3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we
don’t walk around with X-rays” 4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only
when it’s raining. You are not an
umbrella”. 5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can
cheat on her. She is already used to
pain.” 6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on
his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines
on your face”. 7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a
woman to deny you a hole that she
didn’t even drill it herself.” 8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed
with you for 2hours??? Your level of
selfishness demands a one week
crusade”. 9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just
make that request and stop forcing
Photo Grid to bring you together.” 10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a
loudspeaker”. 11. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a
difficult task, they should ask the men
how difficult is it to control an erected
pen*s in public.” 12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running
from one man to another” 13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you
represent the whole country” Which of the Quote do you like most?
