*TYPES OF SLAPS:*��������
There are *6 major* types of slaps, they are:
*1)TAKE AWAY SLAP:* This is a situation where someone gives
you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away,
this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
*2)RESOUNDING SLAP:* This is when after you're hit, u keep
hearing some funny sound in your brain like _wiiiiiiiiiii,_ and
voices and your head singing skelewu.
*3) FORMATTING SLAP:* This is the type that makes someone
forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself
asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slapped me? This
type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger
than you.
*4) EXPLANATION SLAP:* When someone gives you this kind,
you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out
of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, abi you dey watch? I no do
anything o, I just dey pass go my somewhere. This is a slap from
soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.
*5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:* When you receive this kind, all you do
is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk
away. This is slap from elder brothers.
*6)RHETORICAL SLAP:* The moment you download this slap u
start asking questions that don't need reply " you slapped me?..
*Which of the slaps U don collect?*
