Some Village old women shaa!
just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your generation
just say : " morning ma "
then she will reply : " Nwam bia " is this not Okechukwu the son of Ebube the man who raped two girls before getting married to Obianuju the daughter of the palm wine tapper who fell from the palm tree while sterring at the buttocks of Juliwana the famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnacies before getting married to Okotie the Dibia from the nebouring village..
is it not your grand father that died of madness.... ooooh, nwam my son, so you have grown so big...