(1) A true friend is lyk a penis,it stands up for u in times of need...(2)A genuine friend is lyk a bra,it supports u at all times...(3)A faithful friend is like a condom,it protects u frm al harm...(4)A loving friend is lyk a vargina it accomodates you fully,despiste the size of ur problem... Wat kind of friend ar u to ur friends? penis,bra,condom or vargina?
Do u know dat penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors, it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients, thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months, Besides it has 3 good manners too....(1)IT IS COURTEOUS:it stands before it performs...(2)IT IS EMOTIONAL:it weeps during performance...(3)IT IS POLITE:it bows after performing.
***KUMUTRA SAID AND I QUATE***
(1)if u suck one nipple,d woman herself offers d other one, and dat was d origin of "BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE"!.....(2)Life is lyk a dick sometimes it becomes hard for no reason...