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Troublesome student

Troublesome student

By invincible in 11 Nov 2015 | 06:37
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Teacher:what is a verb?
Pizzaro: a verb is a valve found in a bicycle tyre.
Teacher:what are you saying?
Pizzaro :its a complete sentence sir.
Teacher:are you mad?
Pizzaro:its a question sir.
Teacher:don't be stupid
pizzaro: its an advice sir.
Teacher:stop that nonesense!
Pizzaro:its a command sir.
Teacher:are you an idiot?
Pizzaro: its an insult sir.
Teacher:get out of my class!
Pizzaro:its an order sir.
Teacher:oh! Goodness what a boy!
Pizzaro:its an exclamation sir.
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11 Nov 2015 | 06:37
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@pizzaro u want make d teacher run mad
11 Nov 2015 | 06:40
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Heeeeheeeee pizzaro na u dey play ur teacher like dix........
11 Nov 2015 | 06:44
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@Pizzaro u try as u shw dat tichr say u sabi buk.
11 Nov 2015 | 06:49
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Lolz
11 Nov 2015 | 06:50
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Lolxx....Datz not the real Pizzaro ooo...Datz only my namesake jare... Nice one @Invincible
11 Nov 2015 | 06:51
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Lolzzzzzzzzzz
11 Nov 2015 | 07:04
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@invincible na wic pizzaro be dat na coolval pizza abi na him namesake
11 Nov 2015 | 07:19
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@Frankkay, na coølval pizzaro o. Lol @pizzaro, na u johr, u don forget ni? :mrgreen:
11 Nov 2015 | 07:25
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@pizzaro, u ar on ur own ooo
11 Nov 2015 | 07:27
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@pizzaro dat it too bad he bin old man nao
11 Nov 2015 | 07:38
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Lolz.... Atleast my @khola46 don rest for una hand, make pizzaro feel am too.
11 Nov 2015 | 08:10
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So hilarious
11 Nov 2015 | 08:29
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Ur enemy don kick d bucket@pizzaro-it is an idiomatic expression.
11 Nov 2015 | 08:31
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@pizzaro u no try at all....lol
11 Nov 2015 | 08:50
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@originalannchilexdel Did u jux said "my khola46"??? If am where u, i wouldn't say that o Lolz C as my guy @pizzaro they deny him secret during skuldayz him classmate @invincible unfold 4 us.
11 Nov 2015 | 09:03
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@Emmyrexx hehehe na joke o
11 Nov 2015 | 09:19
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@Emmyrexx Lol Bro...Explain why my @Stephanie can't say that...(let me realy get a jolter and pen...ah go write una statement down)...... Abeg, no use jealousy bring lie for my @OriginalAnnChilexdel .....Araso???
11 Nov 2015 | 16:30
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[b]@Invincible out of everybody na @Pizzaro u com dey pick on? @Pizzaro U dull like this?[/b]
11 Nov 2015 | 16:51
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@vict-vames i no dey pick on am o. Infact @pizzaro na my bff on coolval
11 Nov 2015 | 20:10
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Lol @Vict-vames ah no dull o...am planninq somethinqs now...u'll soon hear 4rm me.... ...Datz 1-0 @Invincible ...I'll definitely strike back and i won't accept a draw... I must continue scorinq more points till u quit...
12 Nov 2015 | 03:15
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[b]@Invincible dats wat i thought at first nt until u throw a shade at him @Pizzaro now dats wat i'm talkinh about... lets see wat u got.. but tak it easy on him @Invincible 'coz hez stil my boy. But ar u sure u can even get him? hez Invincible u knw...[/b]
12 Nov 2015 | 03:36
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@vict-vames yeah tell him. @pizzaro Am Invincible, unbeatable, untouchable and never quit...you have to accept defeat like chelsea u know lol.
12 Nov 2015 | 03:38
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@Vict-vames The Undertaker was the first to be Invincible...He won 21 Wrestlemania Matches in 21 yrz...I Mean he fouqht 4 21 yrz and was never defeated....but his streak was broken/conquered by Brock Lesnar in 2014 to make it 21-1... Datz wad would happen to ya so called "boy" #...No one is too stronq to be defeated-Pizzaro.. . . Hahaha @Invincible we'll surely see how unbeatable nd unstoppable u are...chillax
12 Nov 2015 | 04:05
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Hahahahahaha #am scared# lolx @pizzaro
12 Nov 2015 | 04:11
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Yea!! @Invincible Itz qood u're scared...atleast my threat(s) alone have been able instill fear in to ya invincible heart...
12 Nov 2015 | 06:05
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Hahahaha, i only said that to knw ya reaction,,,,you've shown me my next move lol
12 Nov 2015 | 08:27
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@invincible Xo u no even get mind at all Nah so u carry ur batta 4 hand tear race like diz
12 Nov 2015 | 13:46
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12 Nov 2015 | 13:53
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@Khola46 Aigoooo! Me Jealouse...4 where Wait o...i won even ask u which number @originalannchilexdel da on ur list? If u don answer dat Den i wil tell my of saying that
12 Nov 2015 | 13:54
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@Emmyrexx u wan make i stay? I fit survive hell in a cage with @pizzaro? Lol
12 Nov 2015 | 14:46
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Lol @Emmyrexx Aniia... Don't ask jhor.......You want to know what a curious-rat go through in my hand che??? @Skookum fit explain ahm... My @OriginalAnnChilexdel is in the best number I've ever set my eyes on in Figures-Land... She fit tell you how good I am, no come make her think say ah be bad husband jhor...
12 Nov 2015 | 16:30
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My love @khola46 don't mind @emmyrexx jare, he won shook head for whr no concern him. @emmyrexx u bera spill it out.
12 Nov 2015 | 22:39
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@emmyrexx cheee I beg oooo I still cherish u ooo dnt let @khola46 do u as he did to d@ rat d oda tym ooo,cux u fit ni survive am I swear
13 Nov 2015 | 00:33
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@pizzaro d@ one na undertacker ooo he dnt guard his record very well ni now............... Go check out Floyd Mayweather boxing record,go check out Arsenal 2004 invincible record......... @invincible no retreat no serender I dey ur back,pizzaro just dey make mouth lasan ni,if he still dey do yanga just tell me I no d strategy we gona use to defeat him again nd again
13 Nov 2015 | 00:38
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@Khola46 Arraso. I perfectly understand u upper Man wil say anytin to keep hiz mistress with him... @OriginalAnnChilexdel Ha no swallow anytin wey i go spill com out nah...lolzz I jux da pity u See az u won loose ur perfect face 4 chemical like diz Jux let @Tenniebenson catch u No talk say i knw wan u @Invincible Nw ur talking bro U no u ar invisible Nothing do u Go get him tiger
13 Nov 2015 | 00:41
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@Skookum Shabi dat one nah rat No need to worry bro Hw many b khola46 gon self... me lo lara e He no reach, o kere gan
13 Nov 2015 | 00:52
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Thank u jare @skookum and @sonshine una be my shield. @pizzaro, better back off o
13 Nov 2015 | 01:21
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@Invincible i thouqht u said u were stronq...Itz Now 4 aqainst 1 o... . . @Skookum u don fuckup me aqain...Ah no qo talk sha :-(
13 Nov 2015 | 01:45
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Clears throat.. @Emmyrexx tnx jae... Tnk God sey u sef knw sey na mistress... As per sey @originalannchilexdel na my paddy nd her eye no gree commot 4 wetin be my own.. Na d reason why I talk sey make my sweet@ use her do mistress o.. Nw she wan dey claim ground wey be my own... Nd I no nice reach dis level o.. My acid is alwyz on ground to disfigure faces of trespassing ladies... Uhmmmm comment reserved... . . . . . . @Khola46 u better no talk wetin go make ur throat block.. U 4get sey I go still see wetin u dey talk ni?? Dats when u will start apologizing in d bedroom when I no answer u... Try anything funny aqain na one month I go use starve u..nd I will lock u inside d room.. No mistress go save u..
13 Nov 2015 | 03:03
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@Skookum habah why u come dey fall @Pizzaro hand na? I no even knw maybe I shld support him sef cos he is cheating on my 4rnd... But just pity him small
13 Nov 2015 | 03:05
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@pizzaro, u have to choices, either u reinforce or u backout lol
13 Nov 2015 | 03:16
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Lol...Backinq out will definitely portray me as a coward...i'll rather reinforce than backout @Invincible . . Hahaha @Tenniebenson am not cheatinq on ya friend ooo... Itz jex that When the preferable is not available,the available becomes preferable...datz it o...u're on my side bah?
13 Nov 2015 | 03:40
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Hmmmmm okk oo @tenniebenson u knw say I must always listern to my sister I go 4gv him......... @pizzaro u still dey make mouth,u too knw wetin u did d@ make me dey against u,but U can still mk it up sha............ @emmyrexx hmmm d@ @khola46 of a guy z mischiviouse oooo just be charefull sha
13 Nov 2015 | 03:47
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Uhmmmmm... Owkay sha.. I'm on ur side @Pizzaro ... . . . @Invincible woh even if u pack all d coolvallers together.. As long as I'm with pizzaro u will smell pepper.. Infact I will use u nd ur supporters to flog urselves. . . . Stand in wife @Ritagold u will not come nd support ur temporary hubby abi??
13 Nov 2015 | 03:48
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Lol @Skookum surest bro.. Dnt mind pizzaro's flaws.. Just support him..
13 Nov 2015 | 03:49
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What?????? @invincible you nor fear...... this one na him namesake can't be him
13 Nov 2015 | 03:57
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No ooh @skookum. Don't listen to ur sis this time. . . . .@tenniebenson, you guys(pizzaro and u) can defeat the whole coolval community? Now thats 'impossicant' :)
13 Nov 2015 | 03:59
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@tenniebenson of course na my boo @pizzaro can not do a thing like viz @invincible dey high on cheap drugs so him fit run mouth
13 Nov 2015 | 03:59
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@ritagold i no high on cheap drugs oh, na very expensive ones courtesy of @pizzaro
13 Nov 2015 | 04:05
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@invincible you like ya self abi? You think say I nor know where you dey? Don't worry contunu...... first to do...... I'm coming back...... Just wait for me. Lolx @vict-vames my boo is not dull o.... I'm sure he was tired that day so him come forget the answer Hehehehehe. Abi na the slap when he dey receive every morning come dey affect am?...... Lolx
13 Nov 2015 | 04:13
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@pizzaro... Na so u dull reach
13 Nov 2015 | 04:14
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Lwkmd....am jex speechless jare... :-) :-)
13 Nov 2015 | 04:30
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@ritagold i dey wait o
13 Nov 2015 | 05:10
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@ritagold i dey wait o. You knw where i dey? Lai lai, u don enter planet mars b4?
13 Nov 2015 | 05:11
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@Invincible surprise go catch u
13 Nov 2015 | 07:21
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@Tenniebenson i dey wait o
13 Nov 2015 | 07:43
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@Tenniebenson Let her @OriginalAnnChilexdel knw o jawe So she go stop they dare the undareable Buh wait o I don't think u ar in d right position to claim ownership of Khola self, since u guyz az already agree on d term "their iz love in sharing"...ad 4rm wat am seeing here it seems u ar already sharing it with vict vames So i don't think their'z anytin to go gaga about Jux saying @Ritagold The slap must definitely b d cus of @Pizzaro miscalculation Hw many voltage do u usually give him May b u should try to reduce the voltage LolZzz
13 Nov 2015 | 11:33
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See dis @emmyrexx e be like sey u wan make rat chop ur intestine commot? I said she's a mistress... Nd she wan dey claim ground like wife when I still dey 4 hia... Shey I talk sey make @Khola46 no get mistress ni?? I just give dem boundary ni... Na khola bring d rule come.. Nd I agreed
13 Nov 2015 | 11:40
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No no no no no.. I am not a mistress and i refuse tö be a mistress @tenniebenson. I am entitled tö only one person and that's @khola46 so i am a wife not a mistress moreover u have @vict-vames already or wat do we call dat which u re tö him? @emmyrexx i beg tel her jae. Buh al d same u be my paddy paddy and we don dey leave in peace together as co-wives so notin dey shèlè!
13 Nov 2015 | 13:56
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14 Nov 2015 | 00:26
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@OriginalAnnChilexdel ad @Tenniebenson Am nt seeing any wedding ring on both of u hand So there4 non of u shuold b claiming ownership here Accept it or nt Both of u ar mistress ***Tongues out*** Lolx
14 Nov 2015 | 00:26
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@OriginalAnnChilexdel May b u should also av a permanent husband here Jux lik #Tenniebenson to #Vict Jux suggesting
14 Nov 2015 | 00:33
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@Emmyrexx wetin u go cause ur mind no go fit carry am.. U no see ring 4 my finger.. Oya tell me d time wey I show u my fingers?? U don see my fingers inside pics b4? Aw u take knw sey ring no dey dia?? So becos u no get wife u wan scatter peaceful home?? U will soon smell pepper . . . . @originalannchilexdel uhmmmm as I don give u too much space nw u wan dey form land lady.. U knw sey na me give u chance b4? I fit push u commot on top d chair o.. I remembered sef.. U pleaded 2 be d second wife..nd I said ok.. Nw u want 2 act like first wife?? Lai lai o. Our paddy no reach make u try chance me.. I kannor gree.. So maintain d second line..dnt let dis emmyrexx push u o.. I no nice.. Shey @Khola46 complain about Vict ni?? I'm d first wife of khola..nd u no knw wetin be our agreement
14 Nov 2015 | 02:39
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U see?? @Emmyrexx is trying 2 woo u sef.. Dats why he dey shook hand 4 family matter.. @Originalannchilexdel oya gree 4 him o
14 Nov 2015 | 02:40
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Hahahahaha paddy È @tenniebenson, thank God say na u use ur mouth/hand talk/type say na wife i be no be mistress again. I bin no won rush into mata as i dey look dis @emmyrexx i no say em won shook head 4 me side, well i no need am jare, d guy no get money as my @khola46. So my ans is capital letter NO.. Shikina! . . . @emmyrexx busy body, who tel u say no ring 4 me hand eh? Mebo mebo, is ur concern eh or abi is ur business? No shook öjû 4 me mata o... Make my husbandy no tink dat i am sheating (cheating) on him. .ä. . . . . . OYA CLEAR!
14 Nov 2015 | 04:34
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Hahahhahahahah @emmyrexx una don enter voicemail.. Oya which angle u wan turn nw??
14 Nov 2015 | 06:37
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Chai! ***straight face*** @Tenniebenson ad @Originalannchilexdel If i lie oya u both should show ur hands make we c if wedding ring da there @Tenniebenson Infact if dem put u 4 politician ehn Ur own go pass gudluck jonathan coz u no go won gree commot 4 post again Abeg if u da claim wife 4 #khola46 caba i wonder watin u won call urself 4 #Vict-vames aux o Ma b concubine Coz me nevr c where woman da marry 2 man if nt 4 ojukokoro @Originalannchilexdel Watin nah U won come da fall my hand 4 here abi After all d lng discussion 4 corner I no watin da do u Na shy da shy u I perfectly understand
14 Nov 2015 | 11:31
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@emmyrexx na u suppose be d troublesome student. U dey worry o!. Lie lie, u and who? Shy kö shy ni..
14 Nov 2015 | 11:42
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See as @emmyrexx wan die ontop an already settled case... If u like scream @ d market square 2 d hearing of my two hubbies.. Na u go still use grinded pepper do powder.. Cos d main tin wey come concern u nw I no knw.. . . . @originalannchilexdel dnt mind him jae na him own amebo guy I go first see
14 Nov 2015 | 16:20
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OMG! C diz @Tenniebenson jux want to da put sand sand 4 person gari leave her alone let her mind me abeg wife of 2 man @Originalannchilexdel No let diz #Tenniebenson spoil show jawe She no want make u 2 av 2 husby az she doz U no i like u very well ehn, ha no mind if we b 2 4 ur hand...i wrot diz 4 u jux to show hw much i lik u Az i woke up diz mornin peeped through the widow I saw sky smiling down at me The trees waving happily az d wind running around making the atmosphere so cool I saw butterflies dancing joyously az d birds singing a beautiful rhymes Then my heart started to pounds as if its wanted to jump out of my chest At first it all seems complex 2 me buh jux a glance at ur picture I knew immediately its d the feeling i av 4 u @originalannchilexdel dat iz manifesting in me Jeez! Am so suck at poems...hw wish am gud at it would av writ a whole page 4 u. (Winks).
15 Nov 2015 | 02:26
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O my gosh! O my gosh!! O myyyyyyy gooooooooshh!!!... . . . . . . . . . . For ur small mind na i dey blush fa? . . . . . Well tnx o, . . . Buh..................
15 Nov 2015 | 03:43
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O my gosh! O my gosh!! O myyyyyyy gooooooooshh!!!... . . . . . . . . . . For ur small mind na i dey blush fa @emmyrexx? . . . . . Well tnx o, . . . Buh..................
15 Nov 2015 | 03:43
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@originalannchilexdel But wat nah????
15 Nov 2015 | 05:01
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Kikikikikikikiki @emmyrexx buh she no blush hahahahahahahahaah.. Abi buh she no get interest... Or buh she no like u... Or buh she no even sabi wetin u dey talk... Heheheheheheheehehehehehe
15 Nov 2015 | 08:19
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15 Nov 2015 | 08:45
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@Tenniebenson Watin nw Thought we ar friends Instead of u 2 b putting gud mouth 4 me Iz it because i call u a mistress Oya pkele ...Mabi nu Buh uself get ojukokoro...only u 2 man! Oga o Mabinu si mi sotigbo
15 Nov 2015 | 08:45
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