Touch and Follow
I fell in love with a girl called
Amanda, but don't have the guts
to ask her out. So I went to see a
native doctor popularly called
"Baba". All he demanded from me
was 1-month internet data
subscription money which I paid
and he gave me a ring called
'Touch and Follow'.
He said, "All I need to do is touch
her with this ring and she will
follow."
I was excited because that was
pretty easy. The next day, when
she was passing, I created a
scene just to draw her attention
and touched her like it was a
mistake. I was expecting her to
follow me, but she didn't, rather
she moved on and was pressing
her phone.
I was disappointed and went
home. On getting home, I
checked my phone and saw 9
notifications showing Amanda
Paul is now following me on
Twitter, Instagram, Keek, Badoo,
Viber, sent me a friend request
on Facebook, sent me a message
on Whatsapp and 2go.
I called Baba immediately to
inform him and he replied me,
"My son, we've upgraded,
everything is now digital! Bye to
rural village, welcome to the
global village. That was why I did
not ask for a cock, the brain of a
mosquito, a vulture's eye and
groundnut oil but one month
internet data to keep me online."
