A 70 yrs old man went for a sperm test. The doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm. The man went home and came back the next day with the empty bottle.
He told the doctor that he tried with his left hand then his right hand and his wife also tried with her left hand then right hand and his daughter-in-law tried with her hand and mouth and also his neighbour wife and daughter tried the same thing but could not open the damn bottle!!!....
Hmmm, u guys with ur corrupt mind.. May God save us all!