If you’ re planning on ever having sex again, you might not want to read this .
A study has revealed the most dangerous sex position for men .
What do we mean by dangerous ? Two words: Fractured. Penis .
Scientists in Brazil conducted a study into the causes and symptoms of having a fractured penis .
The results were published in Advances in Urology – and they don ’ t make for pretty reading .
SO, WHAT IS THE MOST PENIS -ENDANGERING POSITION ?
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If you’ re in the throws of passion and fancy giving the ‘ cowgirl ’ or ‘ reverse cowgirl ’ a go , TAKE CARE .
Emergency records at hospitals in Brazil showed that those more adventurous positions are responsible for half of all penile fractures .
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Ride ’ em , girl : Or , maybe , don ’ t
The research concluded: “ Our study supports the fact that sexual intercourse with ‘woman on top ’ is the potentially riskiest sexual position related to penile fracture .
“ Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis , not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration , because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.
“ On the contrary , when the man is controlling the movement , he has better chances of stopping the penetration energy in response to the pain related to the penis harm, minimising it.”
IS A PENILE FRACTURE ALL THAT BAD THOUGH ?
Well, for one thing, there’ s the pain .
LOTS OF PAIN . But also some other alarming symptoms .
In 50 % of cases , a cracking sound was heard. Yep , the horrifying sound of a penis cracking due to too much enthusiasm
Also, in 80 % of cases, the men lost their erection. WAIT . What about the other 20 % ? “ Oh that cracking sound ? It was nothing , probably just the wind . ” That is hardcore .
