At a table in a candle-lit restaurant, a man
and woman are having dinner, and the
following
conversation ensued:
Man: Baby, i love you, will you please
marry
me?
Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging
slap on his face) I
have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed,
fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and
listened to tapes, even went out of my
way
to
be nice to every male specie of
marriageable
age! I took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went to
Daystar,
from Daystar, I went to House on the
Rock,
from House on the rock I went to Guiding
Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian
Centre
int'l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed,
from
there I went to This Present Winners
looking
every where for you. l went from asize 14
to
asize 10, so that when you see me you’d
love
what you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja,
from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I
went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from
hi-five to Facebook, then I went to twitter,
I
even had a blog on which I ranted,
hoping ?
o? would show up! for where? I uploaded
only my best pictures on Facebook, infact
I
took photo sessions to look my best, all for
you o! I attended all the weddings, whether
the invitation was direct or indirect! The
next
place I was hoping to check was the
moon,
before you crawled out, crawled out from
the
house directly next to mine! So it was you
all
this while? The neighbourI said hello to
every
morning? Were you trying to destroy my
faith? You almost rendered my prayer life
useless? What were you waiting for? What
sign where you looking for? Do you want
to
kill me before you reveal yourself?!!! Now
be a
gentleman, get down on your knees and
put
that ring on my finger!! The Guy replied,
"April Fool o."
The girl fainted!!
