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THE SHOCK ABSORBERS.....

THE SHOCK ABSORBERS.....

By Tee in 31 Aug 2016 | 12:15
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MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL:
If you're a man and you want to live long, please don't go near your woman's phone unless you have shock absorbers like me.
I just got home now and met my neighbour (EMEKA) crying like a baby, then we got talking.
Me: Mekus wetin happen now .... Na who die nah?
Emeka: Bros na Amaka oo
Me: Chisoooosu!!!- Amaka don die????
Emeka: my brother had it been she die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo
Me: Oya please calm down and tell me what happened
Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka that I have been paying her schools fees up to her final year now use idiot to save my name in her phone...
Me: Mtcheeeew! Na the idiot dey pain you???? even making you cry? You get time my brother...
Emeka: Bros no be the idiot dey pain me, the thing is that my own idiot is idiot number 18
Me: Hmmmmmm my brother manage the idiot nahh, after all my own girl that I want to marry use Evangelist KUNLE to save my name in her phone....
Emeka: (laughing ) nawaooo at least that one is even better...
Me: Shut up! When I scrolled the phone further I saw 3 other Evangelists (Kola,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors ( Mike and Anthony), and then 4 apostles (Bolaji, Samuel,
Emmanuel, Tunde), then 2 Reverends, (Chika and Ifeanyi), and then one Bishop, Yinka.....
Emeka: Hahaahaha, may be that Bishop is the General Overseer of her heart and you're an ordinary branch pastor!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha.
31 Aug 2016 | 12:15
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lol
31 Aug 2016 | 12:28
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lol funny
31 Aug 2016 | 12:39
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lol
31 Aug 2016 | 12:48
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e dey happen
31 Aug 2016 | 12:53
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lol
31 Aug 2016 | 12:54
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Kukukukuku.
31 Aug 2016 | 12:55
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lol
31 Aug 2016 | 13:01
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Real shock absorber
31 Aug 2016 | 13:32
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Lol
31 Aug 2016 | 13:33
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Aaaaaaah! Dis is serioussssss
31 Aug 2016 | 13:51
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