This oyinbo people, no be today dia sense start.
They just took all their hobbies and arranged
them as Olympic sports. As in, what am I seeing?
Water polo, Dancing horses, Fencing etc. Then
they will invite us knowing fully well our sense
never pass football and 100m. So we will just be
there to watch them carry 30, 60 gold medals
while we are battling for 2.
We should organise a protest o. We must boycott
this Olympic 419 games until they add more
afrocentric sports like...
- Eba swallowing competition
- Ludo
- Fashion and make up
- Ten-ten
-playin whot
- Molue-jumping
- Fence-flying
- Okada race
- Spending money
- Gele-tying
- Beating traffic
-Draft playing
-Baba ijebu
-Smoking of Igbo
-Raping
-Playing SUREBET & Bet9ja.
-AKPOKPOK' 'UBE NSA or 'NSA ISONG'.
-Election rigging.
-The fastest pick-pocketer
-Fasting & Praying.
-Odechi (bullets &machetes resistance)
.
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I swear if dem include all these games...
Na naija go carry all the gold medals.
abi Wetin u think.
happy weekend