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3652 4662 4321 0054 MTN
6446 3216 4325 321 Airtel
0041 3211 1123 465 Glo
Some people will think it's airtime
Am just testing my keypads, its being a while I have something this long to type.. ??
Raid insecticide is now N850. I guess it's time someone will call meeting with these mosquitoes. At least let them be biting without that annoying sound...
Make 1million Naira with just 1k within 2days. No referral is required. No stress!
All you have to do is just send your name, address and phone number so that I will forward it to the police because you are a criminal..... ???
Weird things that happened back then in high school during exams
1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it...?
2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required...?
3. Teacher will say write an essay about "The day I will never forget", only for her to give you 13/50 as if she was there that day.??? tell me say you concur
Maths teachers in class be like:
Example
2 + 8 = 10
Class work
7 + 9 = ___
Homework
9 + 9 = ___
Examination
Log12x + Sin7y X Cos14 + C + Cos14x + Sin - 1Tan9xy + 8y - 7x = _____?
Which of these sentences gives you a great joy when you were a secondary school student
1. Tear a sheet of paper
2. Get out of the class
3. Answer 1 out of 3 question
4. Mathematics teacher is sick
5. Test has been cancelled
6. Go back home there is no school today
As a father if every time you come home & your Wife tells your KID... 'Hey Look Its DADDY...see DADDY...Go Greet DADDY '....
My Brother that Child is not yours ....U can't be introduced to your child everyday..
It's only in Nigeria you will tell someone you suffered while growing up and they reply " You No Suffer Reach Me". As if suffering is a competition... ??
By Tomorrow, am going to change my name on instagram to "your village people" so that when I follow you it would read "your village people is now following you " ???
Do you know any graduate with 1st Class, 2.1 and 2.2 in the following fields : Geography, Geology, Geophysics, Medicine, Health Sciences, Engineering, Agriculture sciences, Geography Education, Law, Mass Communication, Political Science or any Arts course?
Can the person speak English?
Can they write well?
Do they have computer skills?
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I just want to wish them Happy Sunday
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Abeg help me call register.. Its being a while
[color =brown]HAPPY SUNDAY FAM[/color][/b]