[b][color =blue]#beginningofsundayrant[/color]
I entered Keke Napep yesterday and it jammed a Ranger Rover Sport 2016 model...All of us ran away including the driver...
So My Friend Which Happens to be a Girl is Preparing For Her Wedding,which her Dad gave her 10million for her Wedding.... Now the Groom is Saying they Should PostPone the wedding and Invest the Money in MMM
Heartbreaks are bad ooo.... my friend has been washing one plate for over 40 minutes... this is the reason I gave my heart to JESUS....
I feel like water solves all problems.. Wanna loose weight? drink water... Clear face? drink water.. Tired of your boyfriend? Drown him...
When you submit your "C.V" @ a job interview. And then 2days later the SUYA man uses your C.V to wrap SUYA for you @ d junction
Witches in ur village be like: "Iss our work ooo.....soft work"
A typical Nigerian will check outside the window immediately NEPA takes light just to be sure the neighbours too don't have.....and you think u will make heaven abi???
So.. Assuming you received this text from your bank:
"Dear Customer, #5,000 has been deducted from your account 0171****04 for President Muhammed Buhari's trip to Japan. It's your donation to support the progress of this expected CHANGE.
Dr: #5,000
Available Bal: #0.25
THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH US.
Question: What Will You Do? Let's hear your reaction please!
[color =blue]#endofsundayrant[/color]
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[color =red]Sorry for my lateness.. Having fun here celebrating christ the king.. JESUS IGWE[/color][/b]