[b][color =blue]#beginningofsundayrant[/color]
Hawkers will run 100 metres to meet up with your car, you'll touch the Lacesera and say "it's not even very cold", touch gala and say "it's too strong" and you think you can make heaven??
Well.. Dangote lost $5.4bn this year & he's still breathing fine...Don't know where I kept my 1000 naira and my chest is already doing somehow... ??
I noticed that most of us that see guys with laptop usually think they are yahoo boys... No ooo some of them dey register SIM CARD
Mehn... The way prices are going up, if you want to each chicken this Christmas, you better buy egg today, let it hatch, train and feed it well.
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IJEBU BABES are good with
1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome! (before nko?)
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goat abi??)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!? transformer ni?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted!(thanks!)
7. My waste is paining me!(ahh for now abií?)
8. Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow?)
To be continued ????
And these are the list of careers in Nigeria
Footballer-- 1week- $300,000
Graduate -- 100yrs-- $300,000
Teacher----- 500yrs--$300,000
Drug dealer-- 2days- $300,000
Politician-- 24hrs--$300,000
Armed robber- 10mins--$300,000.
Choose Your Career Wisely!!! I've made my choice.
Don't ask me what i chose. lol ? ? ?
Dear whoever is reading this,
I hope you know that you're never alone, you're loved, valued & you matter. God has great things for you??? Have a blessed week... ?
[color =blue]#endofsundayrant[/color]
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[color =brown]HAPPY SUNDAY ?[/color]
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[color =orange]Vicky loves you ?[/color][/b]