[b][color =blue]#beginningofsundayrant[/color]
A new longest muscle has been discovered, it is called the palpebral anal muscle it connects the upper eye lids to the anus that's why when you blink your eyes the anus opens
.......... I bet the mumu's are seriously blinking to feel if the anus would open ....
A man received a message frm his neighbor....
"Sorry sir, I have been using ur wife day & night when u are not present at home, in fact, much more than u do. I confess this now bcos I am feeling very guilty. Hope u will accept my sincere apologies"
The man shot his wife dead.
A few minutes later he received another message:
Sorry sir, a spelling mistake
I meant "wifi"
People completely change when they start Using an iPhone...It really must be the Apple cos it changed Eve too ...
Men be like...
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"If you're ugly, you're ugly and there's nothing like inner beauty. We don't walk about with xray machines"
Ladies reply...
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"If you're broke, you're broke and there is nothing like future success. We don't walk with Prophets"
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MATHEMATICS OF LIFE. LET'S SEE WHO GETS THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION....
> Love Care = Mom
> Love Fear = Dad
> Love Help = Sister
> Love Fight = Brother
> Love care fear help Fight =...........??
> What is the answer please?
[color =blue]#endofsundayrant[/color]
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[color =brown]HAPPY SUNDAY ?[/color]
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[color =orange]Vicky loves you ?[/color][/b]