Mine is too numerous to mention but some ladies can be very
funny and dirty sha ..
There was this particular girl I was fvcking and all of a sudden,
she just shít all over my bedsheet. All those watery shīt for
that matter. I was like why you no drop this thing before you
come fvck. She felt really embarassed and I made sure she
washed my bedsheet too ..
Another one ladies do is farting during sex. Chai I don't even
know what to say on this matter.
The strangest and weirdiest thing to have happened to me
during boinkíng was with this girl that was trying to impress
me or something. I nor even understand. This happened about
ten years ago. After fvcking her, I released inside condom. She
took the condom, emptied my pap inside her mouth and
swallowed it. I was like wtf!. She still even wanted to kiss me
with that same mouth again. That girl is unarguably my best
sexual partner till date. We did many rubbish and try so many
new things p0rnstars won't even do. Chai I miss those days
sha..
What can be funny and at the same time embarrassing for a
lady during sex is when she comes visiting without the intent of
fvcking. You manage to put her in the mood and when she
commot cloth , she gets embarrassed by her dirty underwear
..All those kind underwear wey dey get some patches of
blood stain ... Some girls can be so dirty sha. That's why
when they come visiting and they know sey fvcks go happen,
they try to wear their best neatest and prettiest pant.
Kakai copied
