Sommi called a Computer
Assistant on phone to complain
and this conversation took
place...
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: May I help
you?
Sommi: Yes, I am having trouble
with WordPerfect.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: What sort
of trouble?
Sommi: I was just typing along
and all of a sudden the words
went away.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Went
away?
Sommi: They disappeared.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Hmm, so
what does your screen look like
now?
Sommi: Nothing.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Can you
see the C prompt on the screen?
Sommi: What is the C prompt?
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Never
mind. Can you move the cursor
around the screen?
Sommi: There isn't any cursor. It
won't accept anything I type.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Does your
monitor have a power indicator?
Sommi: What is a monitor?
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: It is the
thing with the screen on it that
looks like a T.V. Does it have a
little light that tells you when it is
switched on?
Sommi: I don't know.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Well then,
just look on the back of the
monitor and find where the
power cord goes into it. Can you
see that?
Sommi: No, it's too dark in here.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Dark?
Sommi: Yes, my room's light is off,
so the only light I have is what is
coming from my window.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Well, you
had better turn on your room's
light then.
Sommi: I can't.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Why?
Sommi: Because there is no light.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: No light?
Okay, do you still have the boxes,
manuals and packing stuff that
the computer came in?
Sommi: Yes, I kept them in my
cupboard.
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: That is
good. Go and get them and
unplug your computer and pack
it up just like it was when you
got it. Then take it back to the
store you bought it from.
Sommi: Really? Is it that bad?
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Yes, I'm
afraid it is.
Sommi: Well, alright then what do
I tell them?
COMPUTER ASSISTANT: Tell them,
you are too stupid to own a
computer.
Pls what should sommi do nw
