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SOME INTERESTING LIFE EQUATIONS

SOME INTERESTING LIFE EQUATIONS

By olumuyiwa in 27 Feb 2016 | 06:50
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..**FACTS**
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman =
marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee =
production
Dumb boss + smart employee =
promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee =
overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item
that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can
find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must
understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must
love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single
men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he
will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument
27 Feb 2016 | 06:50
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So what are the logistics ?
27 Feb 2016 | 07:18
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hmmm interesting
27 Feb 2016 | 07:38
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Nice one
27 Feb 2016 | 07:41
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Nice ideal
27 Feb 2016 | 08:03
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woow!! nice 1
27 Feb 2016 | 16:08
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:)
27 Feb 2016 | 16:44
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Kudos bro.
27 Feb 2016 | 17:07
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Hmm..
27 Feb 2016 | 17:48
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hmmmm
27 Feb 2016 | 18:06
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FACTIVITY A man can eat no food for a whole day and be fine A woman can be fine after eating food their out the whole day
27 Feb 2016 | 18:11
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nice one
27 Feb 2016 | 19:23
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Lol
27 Feb 2016 | 20:36
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women and their wahala
28 Feb 2016 | 03:32
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.
28 Feb 2016 | 04:57
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interesting
28 Feb 2016 | 06:02
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Some are funny
28 Feb 2016 | 06:14
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its a sure fact and not a falacy, thumbs up 2 u.
28 Feb 2016 | 12:45
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u try
28 Feb 2016 | 16:59
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Sweet
28 Feb 2016 | 17:31
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Real
29 Feb 2016 | 04:21
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Blah.... Bt nice one _kudos
29 Feb 2016 | 05:12
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Ok
29 Feb 2016 | 16:00
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