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SOME INTERESTING LIFE EQUATIONS

SOME INTERESTING LIFE EQUATIONS

By olumuyiwa in 27 Oct 2015 | 12:57
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..**FACTS**
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman =
marriage
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee =
production
Dumb boss + smart employee =
promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee =
overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item
that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can
find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must
understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must
love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single
men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he
will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument
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