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So Hilarious!! Nigerian Musicians And The  Kind Of Students They Would Have Been

So Hilarious!! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been

By Adolf in 29 Apr 2016 | 16:56
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Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.
KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.
REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.
OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.
MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.
P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.
B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams.
DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday
PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.
WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.
MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.
DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.
ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.
KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.
TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.
YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.
BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.
SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.
KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.
CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.
IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.
EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.
D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.
DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.
ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.
PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.
2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students……
Falz – One confused village boy, always speaking rubbish grammar in school but still passes English language exams.
VIC O – The most hated student in the school, yet he doesn’t send anyone, he goes about failing and factorising pride outnof his failures.
Adekunle Gold: Always speaking Vernacular to impress girl and likes to bring old answers from seniors to cheat and pass exam! E.g omolade, Sade.
Blackface: that poor students that claims to be the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the class.
Chidinma: Shortest girl in class, always passing her boundary and moves with the baddest guys.
SKIBII – That cunning student that pretends to faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane.
ASA – Very brilliant and modest girl who many don’t appreciate
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29 Apr 2016 | 16:56
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Cynthia morgan dat senoir female prefect dat hav slept with almost all de male teacher
29 Apr 2016 | 17:06
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Orezi de baddest dope supplier to both teacher and studnt
29 Apr 2016 | 17:09
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lolz
29 Apr 2016 | 17:09
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2face own na funny me pass
29 Apr 2016 | 17:10
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Skul go sweet!
29 Apr 2016 | 17:10
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Chaii... dija bam
29 Apr 2016 | 17:13
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Lolxx... 2 face own na tru
29 Apr 2016 | 17:14
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If dis artistes catch u eeh. One mouth go big pass d other.
29 Apr 2016 | 17:14
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olamide owm dey make me laugh pass
29 Apr 2016 | 17:19
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Lol
29 Apr 2016 | 17:24
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Funny
29 Apr 2016 | 17:32
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davido who buy whiskey to the class and always brag about the price
29 Apr 2016 | 17:36
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lolz
29 Apr 2016 | 17:36
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I love skales own
29 Apr 2016 | 17:41
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lwkmd!
29 Apr 2016 | 17:58
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Lol
29 Apr 2016 | 18:14
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So Humorous
29 Apr 2016 | 18:22
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Lolz
29 Apr 2016 | 18:22
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Vic O own sef
29 Apr 2016 | 18:24
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guy u n dis ur research. I fear u oh. Lol. Na u b muzic industry adolf hitler
29 Apr 2016 | 20:40
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guy if dis celeb read dis. Hmmm, u don go
29 Apr 2016 | 20:47
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B red own looks so true
30 Apr 2016 | 03:37
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Lolz. Wat of Dr Sid nd Dprince
30 Apr 2016 | 07:38
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lolz
30 Apr 2016 | 08:40
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lol
30 Apr 2016 | 12:37
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lwkmd... bt if all dis artiste catch una enh u go ear ween
30 Apr 2016 | 17:22
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Lolxx.. Abeg mak una leave korede bellow oh!
30 Apr 2016 | 18:59
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wow that's hilarious
30 Apr 2016 | 19:41
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Lol... Really hilarious
30 Apr 2016 | 21:51
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And it really fits dem
30 Apr 2016 | 21:52
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lolx
1 May 2016 | 07:07
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Best skul
1 May 2016 | 08:50
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nice
1 May 2016 | 10:00
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Chai studies go fine die
1 May 2016 | 10:28
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Lolz
1 May 2016 | 15:31
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Lol na true ooh
2 May 2016 | 08:43
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Chai
4 May 2016 | 03:03
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Lol funny!
13 May 2016 | 11:17
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