Pemamezi takes his girl out on a date, she orders for costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expenshve menu.
Pemamezi: do you eat like this at your mum's place?
Lady: no, my mum doesn't plan on sleeping with me after the meal :) :) :)
;) ;) ;) ;)
pastor: if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left.
Everyone did, except pizzaro, the pastor was curious and asked...
Pastor: how come your wife don't control you?
Pizzaro: pastor, its my wife who told me not to move :) :)
;) ;) ;) ;)
Dizzy angel: where are you?
Jummy: on the bed.
Dizzy angel: what are you wearing????
Jummy: full armour of God.
*tongue out*
;) ;) ;) ;)
Ritagold (teacher): If a=b and b=c then a=c who can explain this mathematical statement?
Frankkay: ma, i love you, and its obvious enough you love your daughter; so i love her :)
;) ;) ;) ;)
Ebube: how much are your eggs?
Delight: BIG ones go for N30, SMALL ones N25 and CRACKED ones N5.
Ebube hands her N30 and says " CRACK me six BIG ones
