STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% lN AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%! Each answer is
absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.
The teacher had no sense of humour.
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle.
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence
signed?
* at the bottom of the page.
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea
what will it become?
* Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without
sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one
hand.
Q11.If you had three apples and four oranges in
one hand and four apples and three oranges in
other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a
wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete
floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard
to crack.
Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be
happy, while we're here!
