A guy walks up to his friend one Sunday
and says, "I'm sleeping with the pastor's
wife. Can you hold him in church after
service for me?" The friend agrees and after mass, he
starts talking to the pastor and asking
him all kind of stupid questions just to
keep him occupied. After about an hour, the pastor gets
angry and asks the guy what's
up.Feeling guilty, the guy confesses, "My
friend is sleeping with your wife right
now." The pastor then smiles and says, "You
should run back home and check your
wife, my wife has been dead for years."