A guy walks up to his friend
one Sunday
and says, "I'm sleeping with
the pastor's
wife. Can you hold him in
church after
service for me?" The friend
agrees and after mass, he
starts talking to the pastor and
asking
him all kind of stupid
questions just to
keep him occupied. After
about an hour, the pastor gets
angry and asks the guy what's
up.Feeling guilty, the guy
confesses, "My
friend is sleeping with your
wife right
now." The pastor then smiles
and says, "You
should run back home and
check your
wife, my wife has been dead
for years."