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Share Your Worst Cooking Blunders

Share Your Worst Cooking Blunders

By Victoriouschild in 10 Nov 2016 | 10:18
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HILARIOUS COOKING BLUNDERS?
HOW BAD WAS IT?
WHO AND WHO ATE FROM IT?

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Mine happened last year when WhatsApp coolval group was really interesting. I was preparing Sunday rice and i have already added all my ingredients except from maggi and salt when i receive a whatsApp notification from coolval group chat and I decided to go online on whatsApp and I started chatting in the group to the extent that I forget that I haven't added maggi and salt in my rice so I just pour my stew on top of the rice and when my food was ready, I decided to taste it and that was when I remembered that I didn't put salt and maggi inside my food and there was no way am going to eat that food like that so I decided to put the maggi and salt inside after is ready for consumption

My dad came back that day from meeting and I quickly serve him his own share of the food and immediately he tasted the food, he asked who prepared the food and when I told him that it was me, he just gave me the food to eat. That day nobody ate that food in my house and my dad said there was no way am going to throw that food away, he also said that I must finish that food even if it gonna take me a whole month. [/b]
10 Nov 2016 | 10:18
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Hahahhhahahahhahaaha mine appen 6 of jan dis year oooo but fortunately for me i was home alone so no one wad aware
10 Nov 2016 | 10:29
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hmmmm
10 Nov 2016 | 10:30
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@victoriouschild shey whatsapp coolval group no dey sweet again? Lol
10 Nov 2016 | 10:47
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Lol.. @victoriouschild, u funny oh. Anyway, mine happened when my dad was still alive, he asked me to prepared eba for the laborers working in his farm. First time i'll cook. I made it but it was too hard for the laborers to swallow..... The punishment was that i ate the remnant as hard as it was, water coming out from my eyes as i ate.
10 Nov 2016 | 10:54
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story for d girls
10 Nov 2016 | 10:55
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@Jovitaej I didn't type that coolval group chat isn't interesting again o I only type really interesting
10 Nov 2016 | 11:26
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dont have any
10 Nov 2016 | 11:32
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kukukukuku
10 Nov 2016 | 11:39
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@Sheegokeys et @John451 make una share una own cooking blunders because guys dey cook too
10 Nov 2016 | 11:57
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None
10 Nov 2016 | 12:37
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Lol..Mine was One night like that,a plane crashed close to my area..Then,i wanted to make eba,but the noise of the ambulance no give me rest of mind..So,because i was scared,i didn't know the water wasn't hot already..I poured garri then it looked like just garri inside water....When i saw that,i decided to make another eba...I put pot of soup on stove,ran in,carry garri...Then i decided to stay inside small..When i went out,Soup don turn black...Hmm,i cant narrate what my mom did to me that night...
10 Nov 2016 | 12:41
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cant recall
10 Nov 2016 | 12:59
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Haaaaa!
10 Nov 2016 | 13:07
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@Softie et @Mercy1 you two should chop knuckle jare you girls are the only ones that shared their cooking blunders experience
10 Nov 2016 | 13:19
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Cnt lauf
10 Nov 2016 | 13:31
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wia dem dey
10 Nov 2016 | 17:22
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seriously, I can't laff. mine was EBA also and dat was my first time cooking. It wasn't funny that day I was sweating profusely while making EBA. The 'koko' inside d EBA was so big pass description. My mum made me ate d EBA alone. Yes,another one was d day I was frying egg. Thank God I was alone if not, I can't imagine what would have happened. I added salt,maggi,curry,thyme,crayfish, ground pepper inside the egg while whisking. so after pouring it inside the oil, I now use water to rinse the bowl and I pour it inside the egg inside over hot groundnut oil. The rest na history.
10 Nov 2016 | 18:17
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lolz, you girls are really funny...!
10 Nov 2016 | 18:25
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You see, some were even saying none when there is one... There must be a mistake once or twice b4 u can be perfect in cooking. @victoriouschild
10 Nov 2016 | 18:35
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@Hi-bee-kay I cannot laugh o @Softie no one is perfect when it comes to cooking. My mum run a restaurant and she has been running it for ten years but she still do mistake when cooking
10 Nov 2016 | 21:20
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mine was like 10yrs ago when i wanted to prepare pap for my dad,i didnt dissolve it,,i just poured the boilingvwater on the pap,dat was how it turned so hard like stone,i couldnt leave the kitchen after like ages my das came saw what i did and helped me out,he explained to me and asked me to re do it,then i got it right.
11 Nov 2016 | 02:30
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lolzzzzzz sissy yours was funny ooo @victoriouschild mine was two months ago , when I was given money to buy and prepare egusi soup I put everything including salt, when I tasted it, the taste was somehow so I decided to add more salt to it, yet to no avail, when I wanted to add more salt the third time, I looked at the packet of the so called salt what I saw there was dangote sugar instead of dangote salt. I was like (chai ! I don kill myself today ooo) I just cut some slice of potato and put inside, it drained the sugar after which I added the salt . when it was time for dinner I served them the delicacy, while they where eating , mum told me the food was good but it taste somehow, I said nothing oooo.. when the eating was over I now told them that the food they just ate was cooked with sugar
11 Nov 2016 | 03:36
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Cooking Blunders
11 Nov 2016 | 06:08
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Never had one even when I was living alone with my dad.
11 Nov 2016 | 08:25
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It's only when the salt is not enough..... Cause I don't really like too much of salt in my food.
11 Nov 2016 | 08:27
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mine na oversalt oh
11 Nov 2016 | 08:53
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clap for yourself
11 Nov 2016 | 11:40
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Lol,,back in days I cooked with sugar instead of salt Didn't know mum bought powdered sugar instead of cubes so i thought d sugar was salt.n my cousin was around that day lol..he finished d soup with my elder brother tho they made fun of me n mum beat the hell out of me.
11 Nov 2016 | 12:21
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I hate been disturb weneva am in d kitchen it apen last Sunday wen I was given money to cook rice nd fry stew bt I dnt heard well I go ahead nd bought ingredients for jolloff rice so I enter kitchen while frying d pepper my broda was lyk wat is dis one cooking y frying peper first Dats hw I flare up ar u d1 dat wil teach me hw to cook ni he said ntn I add enough salt nd Maggie b4 pouring d water my broda just shouted shalewa dnt tel me u ar cooking jollof rice I said yes is dat nt wat u ask me to cook he said omg I said white rice is dat nt d reason am asking y ar u frying pepper first b4 u flare up I was lyk dis my broda sef rice is rice jaree while I was busy soliloquising it skip my mind dat I av add enough salt nd Maggie Dats hw I readd another quantity coolvellers I hear an insult dat even my moda wil nt tel if she's in my broda shoe bt am less concern I was busy praying dat none of my broda frnd shld show up bt unfortunately my prayer was nt ans one of dem show up bt to my greatest surprised wen he complain abt d fud error my broda cover up for me sayin he's d1 dat add anoda salt wen he sent me an errand Dats mine @victoriouschild
12 Nov 2016 | 19:07
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@Omoshalewa your bro tried for you o
13 Nov 2016 | 00:58
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