Shades Of A Typical Ibo Boy

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[b]Episode 1 Wow its a monday morning, the first day of the term(second term precisely). I took my bath, brushed my teeth and ate my breakfast (pap and bread), in no time I was ready for school. I went to the balcony to see my mum while she admired my uniform. A white shirt, green trouser, white socks and sandals(in my village we call it Jesus sandals, any nigga without a Jesus sandals is still omo get inside) "nna you are looking handsome" "thank you mama" "take this hundred naira use it in school" "thank you mama" My mum love me so much, she over pampers me that people around even complain. Maybe because am the last born. I went inside the house to get my HP school bag, I was about leaving for school when I saw my father calling all his wife's and available children to come to the center of the compound for a meeting. "ooooh ohh ohh which kind thing be this na abi this man want make I go late" My senior sister came out why I followed, getting to the center of the compound I saw three of mama nkechi's daughters complaining to the ezenmuo (chief priest) "nnayi today is a Monday morning, can't you not hold this meeting when they are back from school" complained mama nkechi "shut up you woman before ani strikes you" fired ezenmuo Few minutes all the available family of Agumba(the chief priest) were all gathered at the center of the compound. "hmmm this meeting is going to be brief, I won't waste much of your time. The reason why I called this meeting is to announce to you the next eye of the gods when am gone chosen by the gods" Immediately ezenmuo told us the reason why he called the meeting, chinedu and I looked at our self because we are the only male there. At a point I realized that not only a male can be a chief priest even a female can... "(ezenmuo continues) the person out of all of you who have been chosen by the gods to take over me is Agumba Emeka" "taa tufiakwa Agumba my son can never be chief priest, if that is your plan you have failed. My son will serve God and not ani" "Adaugo Adaugo Adaugo how many times did I call you don't bring the route of ani. How do you mean Emeka will not serve ani were you blind when you married me as a chief priest" "oh oh Agumba oo kai bido ya... Agumba should we start, I am even regretting why I married you, you took my virginity forcefully getting me pregnant and I had no choice than to marry you useless man" "nnwayi mechie onu gi.... What is bad if Emeka becomes a chief priest" said mama chinedu "noo why don't chinedu become the chief priest" "Emeka was chosen by the gods" "to hell with you and that your god oo tell him not to choose any of my family" Adaugo referring to ezenmuo while she went back to the house "hey atamu nshi kporonku, atamu nshi kporonku" lamented ezenmuo Mama nkechi was just busy watching the drama. My sister went inside while I headed for school, I was about leaving the compound when I heard the ezenmuo said "Emeka make sure you start coming to the shrine so that I can teach you the steps and procedure" "mtcheew this man but onye ara, me chief priest" I said as I was walking to school. I only walked for 10 minutes when I saw my class mate opiko coming out of a road. "opiko my manchi, how you dey na???" "ahhh mekus the Hitler so you self dey come late, I think say na only me dey go late ooo" said opiko "lol na my papa cause am ooo early morning meeting" "ahh I understand nwa ezenmuo aka mekus the Hitler" "(giving opiko a soft punch) I don tell you make you no dey whine me" "how I go dey whine you na, you be my boss" "before nko" "mekus you know say I go port Harcourt go do Christmas e never tey I come back" "I know" "guy port Harcourt sweet die, see eh mekus any holiday now na port I dey go" "wait wait opiko go straight to the point na wetin sweet for the port Harcourt"" "nna if you see pino pino eh jesus dey too much" "na enjoyment you go do be that now, so how many you chyke" "guy dey pass five ooo, wetin those girls need na money and guy way sabi the show. Thank God for that my cousin obinna he just dey help me arrange them" "chai no wonder see as this village opiko just fresh" "ehn my name no be opiko again call me opik" "opik?? wetin you dey pick" "na wetin those pino pino for port they call me" "you don advance ooo.... So you collect anyone number come???" "wetin you wan use am do" "so you no fit find me one" "never mekus never i remember say na you collect amaka from me" "mtcheew guy forget amaka joor that one na tokunbo, I dey look for new things" "(opiko eyeing emeka)" "anyway na you be boss now" "ehh mekus tell me say you no chyke this December" "iyasikwa, na money dey dull me if I get money now ehh make I hear say dey no open door" Finally They were in the school gate, they entered the school compound and was about joining the line because they were about to sing the national anthem when an ss3 prefect stopped them and told them to knell down for coming to school late on the first day of resumption. "Jude why you day do like this na" "comon shut up there why una go dey come by this time" said Jude with his thick voice "Jude jude my guy why you dey fall our hand na ' asked emeka "no worry una no go do work just knee down" said jude as he walked forward a bit "wetin this jude dey claim sef" "mtcheew leave am na he go still enter our trap" said emeka "guy wetin copper idris, konami and Vicky still dey do for this school" asked opiko "hia wetin idris still dey do for this school" emeka exclaimed Immediately the principal of ogbuefi grammar school mr johnbull mounted the school podium in the assembly ground dressed in white shirt, black trouser which is at his belly level and his black poverty stricken shoes with a very long cane. "Good morning students" "(all students) good morning sir" " happy new year, you are all welcome back to the school, as you all know this is the second term of the session you are expected to work harder for the promotion term because your second term will count for your promotion. And I hope you all have a new year resolution most especially the headed strong ss2 and 3. For the ss2 you better behave your selves this year because I am not ready for your malicious and sacumlocusious attitude this year" "( all senior school students coughing) yeh heart attack" "what do you mean, all ss students go on your knees.. You see what am saying, this senior student lacks behavioural eticate" "hmmmmm" by the students "anyway I don't have much to tell you, we will meet in the English class. For the ss3 I hope you are preparing very well for your waec examination because no form of help will be rendered or served to you" "yes sir" all ss3 responded "I know you are all surprised to see mr idris mustapha, konami sako and oderinde Vicky. Well they are no more corpers anymore and because of their magnificent and luminous handwork and knowledge the school manage (private and government) has decided to reserve them as teachers in the school.... "jesus nkita eyiri na akwa" shouted emeka "nna this school don fall my hand ooo so this school no see another person to retain na copper idris" said opiko "this spoiler of show wey I no no if he dey use jass" said emeka "anyway I still like as they leave konami and my secret admirer copper Vicky" replied opiko "idiot nkita lasha gi ike(dog lick your ass).... If you know the kind problem we dey now you no go dey talk rubbish.... "o when the saint are matching in...... " students singing matching song as they matched to their class Drummers giving them the beat.... Emeka and opiko was about to stand up and go to their class when mrs scholastica approach.... "late comers" "ma we are not late ooo" "shut up, you boys should go to the school poultry and clean it up, the farm animals messed it up" "ehhh you say???" said the two boys.....[/b] Thanks for reading the first episode of shades of a typical ibo boy ??? We are nothing but pencil in the hand of the creator..... ✍✍✍ Written by konami crew

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[b]Which type of school is that? . Punishing Late comers on first day of resumption. . . TAA. NEXT. . . . YNWA[/b]

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[b]Episode 2 [color=red]OGBUEFI GRAMMAR SCHOOL POULTRY[/color] "guy e be like say this woman dey mad ooo" said emeka "see how she send us like her boys make we come clean" "nna kai pia" said emeka "na that one sure pass ooo" The both boys flew out of the poultry window and went to their class OGBUEFI GRAMMAR SCHOOL(OGS) ss2 The class room was very noisy, everywhere was scattered and looking dusty, some student were busy discussing... EMEKA'S view::: Welcome to my school, ogbuefi grammar school, the school were you will find any type of human being of your choice. In my school you will see very intelligent teachers and very dull teachers, intelligent students, average students, dullards, imbecile, normal students, semi normal students, bad boys/girls, good boys/girls, etc. But one thing I like about my school is that it is still the best school in our community when it comes to education and sport. Opiko and I went to meet some of my guys at one corner of the class chinedu(aka Hercules), chiboy(aka laliga), Godfrey(aka god hand) and nna nna (aka speedometer) I will tell you about their aka, we are the bad goons "mekus mekus mekus eze pino pino (King of women)" hailed my guys as I approached them.. "guys the worst has happened ooo" said emeka "guy no be lie ooo na wetin we dey talk too" said laliga "so this school no see better person to reserve na corper idris" said godhand "guys no just worry we go plan for that man, shebi he dey claim smart" said speedometer We were still talking when the subject of matter came into the class... "all stand!!!!" barked Mr idris The whole class of 95 students all stood up "(he looked at every corner of the class) if you are not a science student, evaporate and condense in your various department in a micro seconds" The class parted immediately leaving behind 53 science student.. Chiboy and chinedu left while Godfrey, opiko, nna nna and me stayed back... "fill up the front seats" commanded Mr idris Students obeyed immediate. "good morning students" "good morning sir" "good as you all can see, the school has reserved me as a permanent staff, am still taking you chemistry" <some foolish students applauded him> A student raised her hand up to ask a question.. "yes dear do you have a question? " "yes. Mr idris why are we not using the chemistry lab" "ohh I forgot to tell you, the chemistry lab is under a little construction but by next week it will available" said Mr idris as he lustfully looked at her boobs while she sat down.. "thank you sir" "you are all welcomed to the second term of the section, but before I go on with the scheme of work I want to introduce two new laws guiding our chemistry class. The first law is no body should call me corper idris again, and the second is from now henceforth, before the class start I will throw out questions to some student. Is that understood" "yes sir!!!" Before I start opiko stand up, what is the effect of catalyst on an equilibrium reaction . "catalyst speeds up an equilibrium reaction" opiko answered with confidence "class is that correct,???" "noooo some student shouted" "who can help the dullard out" asked Mr idris Chidinma a girl sitting in the front raised her hands... "yes" "a catalyst has no effect on a equilibrium reaction" "correct, this are students with sensible brain. Opiko come out" he commanded Opiko came out with facing the class "chidinma what do you want me to do to him" asked Mr idris "(smiling) just leave him, today is the first day of school" chidinma said "just thank your stars, get back to your seat" referring to opiko As a bad guy opiko hissed and went back to his seat... You may be wondering why we hate Mr idris so much, he is enjoying what rightly belongs to us in the name of he is a teacher. Early ss1, almost all the girls in ss1 are dying for me and my friends not until copper idris came from no where, used his evil charm to collect all our girls. All the science female student want to attend Mr idris lesson after school, non science students take their mathematics assignments to him, when he is not the only science teacher in the school. According to chinedu he has started sleeping with most of them. Last term I over heard some student saying that he had sex with the last ss3 girls in the name of passing chemistry waec. But as they do say every day is for the thief but one day is for the owner, that saying is not for the boys because we will handle him ourselves. Mr idris was still writing the scheme of work on the chalk board when miss Vicky oderinde and her government students entered the class with annoyance.. "Mr idris what is the meaning of this nonsense, how dare you send my students out of their class, don't you have a lab" "o seti goo" shouted some boys "Vicky calm down, is that why you are barking, don't you know that the lab is under constructions" "and so can't you inform me before throwing my students out, idris idris you are passing your boundaries" "calm down I am only trying to tell you that the lab is under constructions, since I didn't see you in the class I decided to take my people" said idris as held miss Vicky's shoulder and touched her breast "what!!!!! Idris what is the meaning of that" "paaaa paaa paaaa" Mr idris received three spontaneous slaps......[/b] Thank you for reading today's episode of shades of a typical ibo boy ???? We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator.......

Him neva receive finish

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Three slap too small jarrre... Aunty Vicky give am more

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LOL. she no slap am well.

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serves him right

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Funny

The slaps to small Yeye teacher

To say the fact, The two teachers have immature thinking. How will two supposed adult act in such manner in the presence of their enemy. But, Miss Vicky caused all the happenings.

[b]Episode 3 [color=red]from the last scene[/color] "how dare you, how dare you Touch my breast, idris you must be mad" shouted miss Vicky The incident attracted more teachers and students to the scene. "what is happening???" asked mrs okafor who ran to our class immediately she heard the sound from our class "ma warn idris, he is biting more than he can chew, we had a little argument and from there he started touching my breast" "jesus Mr idris!!!" SS3 CLASS:::: Mr konami was teaching his students biology and also addressing them about there waec when he heard arguments coming out from ss2 class, some of his students tired running out to find out what was the matter but konami stopped them and punished those who wanted to go out of the class... "that will not come out in your waec" muttered konami the strict teacher BACK TO SS2 CLASS:::: "idris, how could you do such a thing" asked mrs okafor "let me explain myself, I do not mean to touch her breast it was a mistake" idris said as he held his cheek. Different staff came to the scene, all of them were condemning Mr idris except some of the male teachers. Meanwhile as a sharp guy I was using my phone to video the event, but I stopped immediately the principal came into our class. "Mr idris, Vicky meet me in my office" said the principal as he left our class. [color=blue]PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE[/color] "Mr idris, why will you do such taboo?? "sir I don't mean to do that, it was a mistake" "pls Mr idris let this absurdity not repeat itself again. Now give a locum apology to her" "am sorry Vicky" muttered Idris "sorry for yourself" replied vicky "Vicky it's alright it won't happen again" "no problem sir" "you can get back to work" . . "grin grin grin grin grin" the bell was rung by the school time keeper "opiko why you dey vex na" asked Hercules as we walked to the school canteen "na the question Mr idris give am" said speedometer "haa lol he answer rubbish with confidence" mekus added "guys see no be that one dey do me joor, why that foolish idris go touch my Vicky breast" "wetin concern you, by the way who be your Vicky?" asked laliga with anger "(laughing) so una no no say miss Vicky na im opiko dey eye" "nnaa opiko you be yansh ooo so out of all the girls for our village na miss Vicky Yoruba woman you see" "opiko look for your size ooo" speedometer said jokingly We entered the canteen, bought our food and settled down on a table to eat.. We have gone half way in our eating before one of girls came to meet me chidinma.... "emii my man!!" "you just abandoned me " "emii is not so oo is just that i have been busy" "so are you coming to my house today??" asked mekus "noo, my dad has been monitoring me but as soon as he leaves the house for his meeting I will call you" "no problem my beautiful pawpaw" mekus said as he kissed olumma Olumma is emeka main girlfriend, the first of all his girlfriends. She is fair in completion and very endowed. "(coughing) mekus so that okuko no fit greet us??" asked Hercules "no mind that yeye girl" said speedometer "hey hey hey make una stop am, no insult my babe ooo" "abeg comot here joor eze pino pino (King of women) " my guys shouted at me as they left the canteen. When the break was over, I was walking to my class, as some ss3 and 2 girls admired me, don't blame them because no girl will see me and stay cool because I was fair in completion, tall with double dimple and my Obama hair cut. The school was very uneventful due to it was the first day of school, in no time it was 1:30pm(closing time)" . . Immediately the bell was rung for closing time, I could not find my guys Hercules, laliga, speedometer and opiko. I increased my pace in order to search for them outside the school compound. I was about stepping out of the school when a girl called me "excuse me, emeka pls can we talk" an angelic voice asked I turned back and looked at her, she was a dark cooperate averaged height girl, my senior for that matter. "about what?" I asked as soon as I got to her "(smiling) something important, can we go to a more quiet place" "if you say so" She held my hands while we went to the quiet place QUIET PLACE(back of the school building) "so what is it??" "emeka I think am in love with you" "in love?" "yes, ever since I came to this school, I have been looking for a way to tell you" I looked at her from head to toe, she was beautiful and plumpy with a heavy front yard *winks* "but you are my senior" i tried proving innocent "it doesn't mean, how sure are you that we are not age mates" "well for now I can't say anything but you can message me on WhatsApp.. I have somewhere to go to" "your number?" she asked as she brought out her iPhone 3 "06057732607" "OK thank you" "I will be on my way" ""byee" she said exposing her beautiful set of teeth.. In no time I was outside the school compound. Not quite long I saw laliga holding and arguing with opiko.. "hey" I ran to meet them... "guys wetin dey happen??" "thank God say you come ooo, na opiko, he wan go Mr idris house go fight am" "(laughing) opiko you don mad oo, na because of miss Vicky you dey do all this things . Laliga leave am make the guy go fight " "ehn make he go fight Mr idris for house??" "yes leave am, I know what my boy can do" "hmmm ok at least make we follow am in case Mr idris do something funny" "na true oo, make I use that opportunities show am something"..... Will opiko succeed in attacking Mr idris, what will be the fate of Mr idris after he is being attacked by the boys, is opiko making the right decision???[/b] Thank you for reading today's episode of shades of a typical ibo boy.... We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator ✍✍✍

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[b][color=red]FROM THE LAST SCENE[/color] [color=green]MR IDRIS COMPOUND[/color] Opiko, laliga and mekus arrived at a compound with no gate. In the compound was three apartments, one for Mr idris, one for konami and the other with no occupant.. "wait oo which one be im house" asked laliga "na the first one" replied mekus "how we go take do am now" "the both of you will hide in a corner while I break into his house" said opiko "nice one, oya make we start time no dey" Mekus and laliga hid beside the house while opiko approached Mr idris door with a bottle in his hands Meanwhile inside Mr Idris apartment ::: "are you girls ready or you don't want to pass chemistry waec again??" "Mr idris we want to, but we don't trust you" "haba you are not the first people doing this in that school, OK do you remember nneka your previous chapel prefect" "yes!!" both girls responded "do you think her a1 in chemistry is ordinary" "ahh and she will be claiming holy girl, leading the school fellowship" "shhhhh it OK, lets do this before konami comes back" "but Mr idris why did you touch miss Vicky's breast" another girl asked "ooooooo I did not touch her breast, it was a mistake" "OK oo if you say so, but you are assuring us a1 in chemistry" "for sure" "ok" "so who is the first" "it's your choice" "ok let me start with chioma" Mr idris was about starting his business when opiko kicked the door and it opened forcefully.. "so this is what you do ehh" asked the angry opiko *idris was dumb founded* "*the girls were scared* "chioma, Juliet so iya ka unu ne me after school" "emmm opiko it's not what you are thinking, ermm they came to receive lectures" said the confused idris "okk lectures with her clothes on your bed, Mr idris I never see this kind lecture before oooo.... Mr idris I hope say you know chioma papa na the leader of that masquerade cult, immediately I leave here na chioma house I dey go" "hey opiko biko don't tell my father, he will kill me ooo" said chioma as she knelt down begging opiko "and you juliet ocha ka omaka, I know say your way no pure.... Anyway no be the reason why I come here, the reason I come here na why this he goat go dey press press my Vicky breast" "paa" opiko smashed the bottle on the wall, holding the half broken part "pls pls opiko don't kill me, I don't mean to touch her breast, it was the devil" begged Mr idris "ok is it still that devil that is making you sleep with all our girls,. The pino pino we suppose dey enjoy na you come dey enjoy them... Oya come out" commanded opiko Mr idris came out wearing only boxers and singlet, he tried running away but unfortunately for him he passed through the hide out of mekus and received an instant punch from mekus that sent his on the floor immediately... "so you wan run" The three boys gave idris the beating of his life while opiko stabbed him severally...... "next time if you see our girls you go stay clear" "is our girls oooo" "soft girls" they all responded and ran out of the compound, immediately they left the compound they ran into konami.. "where are you people coming from???? Opiko why is your hands stained with blood" They snubbed konami and ran away...... . . [u]EMEKA'S COMPOUND[/u] I ran into my compound after me and my friends path away, I went to the compound tap to wash my hand. I was still washing my hands when I heard my name "emeka emeka emeka bia nnga" I looked and it was my mum calling "mama am coming" I responded immediately I locked the tap *approaching my mum* "what were you washing away from your hands" "emm mama it's postal colour, I helped some children in mazi uche compound to paint" "ooo how was school today" "mama it was fine oooo, is there food at home??" "is only food you know, chineye went to the market to buy food stuff to cook nsala soup" "confirm, mama I hope there is still akpu" "of courses" "she should come fast oo" I said as I went inside the house I changed my clothes, brought out my phone and opened my WhatsApp when I saw a message from an unknown contact.... "hi emeka it's me oluchi the girl you spoke with after school" I replied her immediately "hi dear how are you??" I kept my phone on the bed and went to my cloth box to bring out a shirt I will use to visit olumma. Immediately my phone peeped, It was a WhatsApp message. I checked my phone and it was oluchi(she is online) "are you at home??" "yea what about you" "I just finished with my bath" "wow interesting and you didn't call me to join you" "lol funny boy I forgot" "(smiles)" "what are you doing now??" she asked "nothing in particular" "OK come and Eat" "are you eating??" "yes" "so what are you eating" "yam and fish stew" "wow.. In two minutes time I will be there with my private jet" "haaahahaha you are very funny, do you know my house" "my jet GPS will show me" "lol you are so funny" I was still chatting with her when I started hearing some sound outside in the compound.. Some one was shouting..... What happened next????[/b] Thank you for reading today's episode of shades of a typical ibo boy???? We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator......

[b]This story will be posted next week Friday due to unforeseen circumstances pls bear with us (konami studio) thanks[/b]

Hmmm...dis Miss Vicky de vex me ooo, wat sort of embarassment is dat? And Hw can a girl be syking ab boy? Dnt u tink de boy dat is even ur junior may turn tiger later...

OK O

ok bro BT it z too far

nawao this guys don commit big offence hope the guy no die o

nawao this guys don commit big offence hope the guy no die o

Okay

Next, Eze pino pino!

Don't know what happened next unless you tell us

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who is shouting

[b]Episode 5 [color=green]From the last scene Emeka side of the story[/color] I came out of my room heading to the parlour when I heard the voice of my sister shouting... "mama mama mama guess what!!!" "neye pls tell me what it is, I can't guess" "(panting) mama on my way from the market, I branched at the cafe to check my admission status and I have been given admission to study biochemistry" "yes oooo God has done it oooooo" said my mum as she stood up to dance. Haa my mind relaxed, I thought I was in trouble. I went outside to meet them little did I know that I was in trouble.... Immediately my sister sighted me "ehn mama this boy will not implicate us, he has done the worst" "how do you mean?" asked my mum "on my way from the cafe I saw his biology teacher, who told me how emeka and his friends beat up their chemistry teacher giving him dangerous injuries now he is in.the hospital" "ehn emeka is that true" asked my mum with an angry face "ermm mama is not true ooo" My sister rushed to me immediately and gave me a slap "are you saying am telling lies" asked my sister "(forming tears) mama You are here and this girl is slapping me," "mechie onu, who are you calling this girl, are you saying she is lying?" "mama let me explain na. How will we just beat a teacher without reason, there must be a reason for the beating" "what is your reason" asked my mum "mama if you see what that man did to me today, because I did not answer questions he told all the student to flog me one by one" "ehhh he did that to you, isi adilo ya nma kini bu aha ya" "Idris" "oo ihulu aha, onaza idris.. Emii you did the right thing, that serves him right" said my mum "thank you mama" I saw the angry look in my sister's face and ignored her, while she went to prepare food. After the meal, I went to visit my girlfriend chidinma to have good time with her *wink* . . [color=red]NEXT DAY Community hospital[/color] "how are you feeling now" asked konami "(speaking weakly) am getting better" replied idris who was lying on the hospital bed "thank God you survived this, those boy are very dangerous and I must report them to the school management so they will be punished" "no no no, there is no need for that, I will be fine just don't tell anyone about the incident, tell the school management that I had an accident" "but why??" "I will tell you when I am discharged, just don't tell anybody about the incident ok" "hmm well if you say so. I will be on my way to school, your food is there" said konami pointing at a food flask "thank you" "take care" said konami as he left the hospital room Mr idris was not present in school, the information got to us that he was involved in an accident in which some students visited him after school. TWO WEEKS LATER ::::; Mr idris was back to school, to some students the cause of his accident was not still known because when they ask him he will use another matter to cover it up. One sunny afternoon, Mr idris was coming out of the male teachers toilet when he saw miss Vicky also coming out of the female toilet. Mr idris double crossed her immediately. "what again this time" asked Vicky with a bony face Idris stared at her for a minute before speaking "nice job, I saw your handiwork" "what handiwork??" "_don't pretend you don't know what am talking about" "pls idris I don't know what you are talking about" "the boys you sent" "which boys, pls idris if you don't have anything reason to say get off my way I have a class" "Vicky am talking about the boys you sent to my house to kill me for touching your breast" "ehh idris I did not sent anybody to kill you ooo I had already forgiven you" "like seriously you didn't send anyone to kill me" "idris how will I kill you because you touched my breast, pls reason like an adult you are being to childish, I have to go now am having ss1" Vicky left idris sight at once "so this boys dealt with me without anyone sending them, I will show them that men are not boys and boys are not men" Idris left the toilet and went to his chemistry lab, not up to three minutes he sat on his chair, ss2 class captain brought their chemistry note for marking. "good afternoon Mr idris" "afternoon my dear" "sir this is our chemistry note for marking" "OK put them there" commanded idris " make sure you come to take the note before closing" "OK sir" Twenty minutes later he was done with the note, chidinma the class captain came to collect the notes. She was about leaving the lab when Mr idris called her back..... What happened next..???[/b] Thank you for reading today's episode of shades of a typical ibo boy ???? We are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator..... Story dedicated to impulse (the lil priest)

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Haaa idris na emeka babe you called back....uhmmm am just observing o

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Wetin Idris wan do??? Don't tell me, you wan chyke Chidinma.... Emmy's babe I pity you oooo

E be ax if dm no beat idris welo

This Idris ... hm

[b]Episode 6 Brought to You by konami studio [color=blue]From the last scene Chemistry laboratory[/color] Chidinma was about leaving the lab when Mr idris called her back. "Chidinma," "(turning back to face Mr idris) sir" "come closer" "(looking frightened) sir I should come closer" "why are you scared, I just want to tell you to help me call opiko, emeka and chiboy" "ok I will call them immediately" "good" Some minutes later, the three boys Mr idris sent for were in his lab. "sir you sent for us" "yes I sent for you guys, have your seat" The three boys sat down with suspicious look on their faces. "so be honest with me, just tell me the truth and I won't hurt you guy" "which truth are you talking about" asked opiko "came down, who sent you guys to come to my house and beat me?" "why are you asking sir" laliga asked "I want to know if it was miss Vicky who sent you guys" "(hahaha) sir how is that possible, we came on our own to deal with you," "OK am really sorry, I won't play games with your girls again" The three boys looked at each other surprisingly "Mr idris are you for real??" "yes am sorry, let's be friends now" "hia when did you turn born again??" asked laliga "hahaha, am I a sinner before" "confirmed one" said mekus "you know I want us to reconcile because I see something in you guys" "ehn now you are talking but wetin you see for us" laliga said "hahaha we could run things together, *wink* you know what I mean naa. Arranging girls for me" "ahh Mr idris if na that one no problem but the doo must show face" said mekus "no wahala my guys" "ehn now Your head don normal, you know no say miss Vicky na the person wey I dey eye you con go touch her breast" said opiko jokingly "ahh baba oooo no vex but you be bad guy oo you dey carry wetin big pass you" They were still talking when the bell for closing was rung. "Mr idris we go dey ball na" "bad guys, this our reconciliation we suppose celebrate am ooo" "na true sef" responded mekus "do you guys take beer" "na our best drink" said opiko "oya make we go Ada mazi bar" "manchi manchi after you na you ooo" they all hailed idris as they went out of the lab together.... . . Olumma, adaku and Esther were walking out of the school gate, when they saw idris, mekus, opiko and laliga gisting and laughing from a distance.. "is that not Mr idris with opiko, mekus and chiboy" asked adaku "nne okwa ha(it's them)" "when did they reconcile" "nne I don't know oo" "anyway I pity Mr idris ooo he does not know the boys he is mingling with. Mekus and chiboy" said Esther "laliga" "olu baby you are just looking fresh these days what is the secret, it's like mekus is really taking care of you ooo" said adaku "which mekus, the one that is avoiding me or which one" "emeka avoid you, for what kwanu after what you both shared" adaku exclaimed "I think he is cheating on you" added Esther "how do you mean" asked adaku "I saw the kind of lustful play he was playing with Chidinma our class captain today" "ehhh" "yes she can be right, apart from that for the past two weeks his WhatsApp profile picture is oluchi that girl that came last term in ss3" said olumma "ehh and you kept quiet, babe we must do something about this ooo, no girl can come from any where and collect emii from you ooo" said adaku "don't worry babes make una chill the time never ripe, if the time don ripe I go let una know" "olu baby I trust you" .. . ADA MAZI BAR The four guys entered the bar and located a seat to sit. "bar man" emeka called out "ahhh mekus mekus na you be this" _asked the bar man "papillo na me ooo" "nna you just run comot for team, coach don dey find you oo" "papillo you know go understand how team boys na" "they all dey, you know say chinua no dey our team again" "wetin happen na??" "e don go eze ego FC" "ahh no worry I go come training tomorrow. Which time una get match again" "Sunday with laliga team" said papillo (bar guy) "idiot laliga you no tell me sat you day play my team on Sunday, ok I understand you dey fear me, you know want make I go play for my team" "ahh that match go be must watch ooo Don Vick fc vs Star boys International" said opiko "yes ooo so wetin carry una come here na" asked papillo "do you have beer" asked Mr idris "hia ke udi ajuju di ya"( what sort of question is this) asked papillo What happened next????[/b] Thank you for reading today's episode of shades of a typical ibo boy ????? We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator ✍✍✍ Story dedicated to impulse( the lil priest)

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What did he say

Next!

that's what am doing now @konami next pls the Gods are really hungry for more

the reconciliation is not from his heart ooo

I don't trust dis Idris oooo

Mr papilo calm down he only asked simple question.....idris the man dey try to tell you say e get am for beer plenty plenty

WHAT NEXT . . WAITING

hope he didn't have other things for the guys

You alone can tell us what happened next

cntinue

Wonderful

[b]Episode 7 [color=purple]From the last scene[/color]¥ "(we all laughed) "wait ooo Mr idris na which kind question be that, you come ada mazi bar come dey ask if beer they.. Ahh Mr idris you don fall my hand" said mekus "mekus e be like say this man just enter this village" asked papillo "lai e don dey here since one year and " said opiko "hmm anyway make we answer am. My brother beer dey any amount you want" "oya bring one one bottle for everybody" said idris "bia Mr idris unto wetin naa, I no dey drink one bottle" said mekus "(laliga laughing) abeg mekus I no get strength to carry person go house oo" "ahh laliga what do you mean" "OK ok oya bring two bottles each" "ehn now you dey talk" "oya laliga which one I go bring for you" "papi na you dey ask this kind question abeg halla me with o'mpa" "opiko you nko" "Goldberg all the way" "eze pino pino I no need to ask you naa I know your own. Oga you nko" papillo referring to Mr idris "just give me a bottle of big stout" "Mr idris you sure say you fit carry big stout, no go sleep for gutter oo" teased mekus "emeka me sef strong ooo those days for kano or when I dey ABU na we dey rock na" "make we check am out??" asked opiko as he drank from his chilled Goldberg "how???" asked idris "unto betting" "ahh bad boys no be today" "lol the guy dey fear" laliga added Minutes later we were done while idris settled the bills and we all path away. Idris went his way, same with laliga while opiko and I walked home together since we were living close..... "guy Mr idris try ooo" "yea the guy try sha but wetin dey sweet me now be say we don become business partners based on ratus and pino pino" "guy you be bad guy" "eze pino pino abulo guy name" "_I trust you. Ehn guy e get wetin you dey tell me before for class" "wetin??* "about one girl like that" "_oh oluchi" "who be oluchi??" "_ na my new pino pino now ooo" "which oluchi you dey talk of sef" "oluchi na for ss3, ugomma friend" "oohhh our senior that girl wey get massive ikebi" "exactly na she" "omo that girl ikebi na killer Bean. But mekus that girl go senior you na" "taa she be 17 same age with me" "but mekus you like good thing ooo and all your bae name dey start with olu olumma, oluchi" "opiko eze pino pino no be guy name na based on ratus you know the way na" "guy you be real eze pino pino, any other one is a counterfeit" "yes ooo" "guy my eye don dey turn me oo" "no be only you ooo, the ground dey rotate for my eyes" said opiko "but I like as we drink two, we just show Mr idris say boys bukwa men" "yes oo he just respect im self drink one big stout, you know say we no dey same level" Finally we got to opiko Street, I waved him bye while I continued my journey to my house. The rest of the day was useless as I was sleeping throughout due to the effect of the alcohol I took. Next day ::::: At school Everyone in the class was looking sad and angry because of the hot strokes of cane we received from our maths for failing his question, he even invited two more teacher in his marathon flogging of 95 students. Finally the period was over, the students separated as the science were having physics, commercials account and the art lit in English. The science students headed to the physics lab for their lectures "speedometer Mr okoro no try at all oo " "no be say you talk that man dey mad, I just no won woga the man because he don become papa mmadu (someone father)" said Godfrey "but he get car, we fit less im tire" suggested opiko "abi" "bia mekus you no go say anything???" Mekus was still silent as he was boning PHYSICS LAB:::: "Good afternoon sir! " The students greeted as they tripped into the physics lab The physics teacher Mr Adiele ignored as he continued studying his gigantic textbook. He should be in his early 40s Since he ignored them, the students started making noise. Twenty minutes later he stood up and faced the class, as the lab became silent like a grave yard. After 3 minutes of looking at us in a wicked manner, he turned to the black board and wrote test [u]Test[/u] [color=green]prove 100 formulas you know in physics 20 minutes[/color] "Jesus" the class shouted What Mr Adiele wrote on the board provoked mekus immediately that he stood up from the block he was sitting on and went to his table to meet him. " bia nwoke isi nkwocha (bald man) what is the meaning of this thing you wrote on the board eh which kind test be this emergency test I no gree" "you must be mad" shouted Mr adiele "na you mad pass infact Thunder fire you there" fired mekus The whole class started hailing him "mekus mekus mekus mekus mekus" Immediately Mr adiele took a retort stand and threw it on mekus as he pursue him with an iron rod. Mekus ran out of the class while Mr adiele continued chasing him. Mekus continued running as he entered the back of the school compound, surprisingly some student ran away as mekus entered the back of the school compound. "hhhaaa so na you sef" some said "(panting) na me ooo, mmm guy na wetin dey smell for here" "mekus you still be learner na stick ooo" "_so una just come this back come dey smoke" "guy you no go understand, you know say waec dey run come so we dey smoke to assimilate wella" "I understand" " eze pino pino my guy I trust you" "taaaa who you dey call eze pino pino, eze pino pino wey no no wetin be stick" said one guy who has gone high mentally "chukwu ebuka you dey mad base on wetin na say i no no stick, me wey dey tear afifia (weed) in fact Michael give me one stick make I show this guy chom chin" mekus boasted Michael gave him the stick of cigarette, he lighted it and took a sip immediately "(mekus coughing continuously)" "hahaha see eze pino pino oo" Emeka continued coughing as water flowed from his eyes, suddenly he fell down and passed out....[/b] Thank you for reading today's episode of shades of a typical ibo boy ??? We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator ✍✍✍

next.

LOL NO U MUST NT PASS OUT O O,U MUST PASS IN O

i gbadun your Igbo slangs....Nna ino there.

LOL ...DON'T PASS OUT OOO . . STAND UP AND CONTINUE ... U GO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPENED TO YOU NEXT

Lol

Ok na

u won do like dem

Crazy friends

lol pass out bcouse of one draw from cigrate Jew guy

Bia, this boy. .. U get mind dey ask ur teacher, isi odikwa ya mma? You wan smoke stick.... Happy passing out

why faint shey bi you won show off ni

Hmmm, ordinary ciger don deal with you!

Have this story been abandoned?

[b]Episode 8 [color=green]From the previous scenario[/color] "mekus!!! Mekus!!! Mekus" "the guy don faint oo" Two boys quickly removed their shirt and used it to fan emeka while one of the went to bring water. Some minutes later emeka regained consciousness but he could not talk he was only looking like a dummy and his conjunctivas were red. Later in the day he was taken home by his friends. MEKUS SIDE OF THE STORY :::: Throughout that day I was not myself, I slept from 4pm till the next morning. The next day I could not go to school, my mum asked what was wrong with me but I cooked up lies for her. The day was far spent, the house was boring as usual, my sister had gone to the University and my mum was not around. I decided to go to my step brothers shop chinedu in order to kill boredom. I was still on my way to my brother's shop when I saw some group of boys playing card so I went to meet them... "guys how far na" I said stretching hand to shake them "taa who you be, so you no dey fear face you wan toss hand based on gini kwanu" a guy said as he stood up with the rap of weed in his hand "nwane tido(oga dey) there I dey give you hand based on ratus" replied mekus "nna nekwanu(look at) this small boy oo I go chop this boy ooo" Before I knew it I received slap from a guy beside me.... "who be your mate here, e be like say you know get respect abi" "guys e don do, una no no this guy" "who the fuck he be" "na this guy be eze pino pino" "yarawus sas ka lis ko eze pino pino, so na this guy dey make wave for this village" a guy said "brotherly eze pino pino na You be this e don tey I wan see you ooo abeg which powder you dey use do magic" said chopper "nnaa no powder ooo na based on ratus" "abeg you go teach me this your ratus style" "no p, so wetin una dey runs na" " hustling based on betting" "ahh so una sabi play card oya now make we go there" "eze pino pino!!!" they all hailed We all sat down while chopper shuffled the game, we were four in total "oya na one bai we dey put ooo" "no p oya make we start" We started ?playing, in less than two minutes odega checked up and collected the 4k "yarawus omo see money" "next" "oya 800 hundred naira" I had 1500 naira remaining on me, so I brought out my Money. We played again not up to five minutes Adeke checked and collected the whole money "Chai na gurus dey here ooo" We played again, this time around it was 500 naira and I never won. At this point I was cashless, so I decided to go to school since it was almost closing time, promising to come back the next day for a revenge. Finally I arrived at the school, they had closed already. Immediately my class mates sighted me they ran to me immediately "eze pino pino guy how far na" "mekus my sweetheart" olumma said giving me a peck "yehhhh" some student shouted "olumma what is the meaning of that, emi don't allow this girl to decieve you I miss you more" oyinye said touching my fresh light face while I blushed. Before I knew it, some guys came and dragged me away from the mist of my class mates, looking at them it was my guys opiko, godhand and speedometer "guys wetin happen na" I asked "mekus we get discussion with you oo" They took me to a corner where we sat down for the discussion. "mekus wetin we dey here say happen to yesterday" "how I no understand" Opiko: bia manchi no use us do play, we dey here say you suck cigar before you con faint Mekus: taa who tell una that rubbish Speedometer : who else if no be Michael and ebuka Mekus: hia see fatal lie oya make I give una the gist na. I dey on my own when ebuka con meet me say if I be real eze pino pino make I take one stick, na im I con show the guy say I be reall eze pino pino by taking 6 stick later in the day my body come dey do me somehow before I faint. Laliga: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah eee Mekus: why you dey laugh?? Laliga: I dey that back dey listen to everything wey una dey talk walahi mekus you funny ooo Godhand: mekus you don kill me with laugh, so you wan form kapoon go smoke six rap, you con faint talk say no be the cigar make you faint Speedometer : emeka you even get luck say no be afifia(weed)they give you, by now you for dey saikia Mekus: na your papa go dey saikia Opiko: guys reason na at least the guy try no be immediately he smoke am he faint, na later you no say im never dey use to am Laliga: taa mechie onu (shutup) why the novice smoke six raps and mekus you know fit lie, no be only Michael and ebuka be witness ooo, I hear am from five other mouth how e take happen. Mekus: that one no concern me, I go still show una say I be the real eze pino pino Mekus left his guys and headed back to school where he met konami and idris going home "good afternoon sirs" "ahh emeka how you dey na" said konami "am getting better sir" "emeka my guy how far" "we thank God oo" "I be wan see you ooo" "eehhh oya na" "konami You fit dey go house na, I go see you later" "ok oo remember say you get exam to set and submit tomorrow" "no p no p".... .....[/b]

[b][color=blue]Dear coolvallers I am very very very sorry for not updating, it wasn't my fault but a slight mistake from my team, I hope my apologies has been accepted remember am still your boy konami[/color] [color=red]News from the writer, this story will now be updated twice weekly, every Mondays and Thursday's thanks[/color][/b]

Ok

waiting patiently till then

following..

He smoke and faint

Next plz

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Thursday never reach?