The only people more
excited than kids during schøol holidays are teachers. And with all that free time not spent arguing with kids, teachers have a lot more free time to
go out on dates with you.
Here’s why you should date one.
1. WE’RE EASILY IMPRESSED.
After spending all day
cooped up with students we’re ready to do something, anything, that doesn’t involve people
significantly younger than us.
2. WE CAN TALK ABOUT
ANYTHING.
Half the battle of teaching is figuring out how to relate to
individual students. If we can relate to a variety of kids, the chances are good that we’ll be able to find
something to talk about with you.
3. NOTHING FRIGHTENS US.
So you think your family is strange? Don’t sweat it, we’ve probably encountered
worse at some point during the school year. Do you wonder if you’re a little too
“quirky”? Embrace it
because it takes a lot to phase us after watching kids all day.
4. YOUR PARENTS WILL LOVE US.
Teachers have to interact with parents almost as much as kids and we’ve learned a few tricks to get parents on our side. If there’s an art to charming parents, teachers have surely mastered it.
5. WE’RE PREPARED.
Like my principal often says
“The only constant is
change” and teachers have learned to deal with it. We know things might not go
the way we expected but we are prepared to improvise in just about any situation you give us. So if a date’s not going quite the way we expected, we aren’t going to morph into a train
wreck.
Source
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